“We Did It All For You,” New World Devs Cry in Farewell Note Hidden in Final Update (LOL!)
🤣 Oh no, the poor, poor *New World: Aeternum* is getting the axe! 🪓 Who could have possibly seen this…
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Kim Thayil of Soundgarden Says New Album Featuring Chris Cornell’s Vocals Will Milk Dead Guy For Clout
OMG! 😱 The geriatric grunge gods of SOUNDGARDEN, aka Matt Cameron and Kim Thayil, graced The Seattle Times with their…
Roblox and Discord: Where Moms Go to Blame Someone Else for Junior’s Bad Decisions
Another day, another tragedy enabled by the woke tech overlords! A poor mother is suing Roblox and Discord because her…
Jennifer Hale Yearns to Return as Shepard in Mass Effect 5, Begs BioWare for a Call
Wow, hold on to your Omni-tools, folks! Jennifer Hale, the voice actress for everyone’s favorite space lesbian (or space dude,…
Sarah Bond Thinks New Xbox Will Cost More Than Your Car
Alright, gamers, gather ’round and let’s talk about the *totally* not-dying Xbox. 🤣 Apparently, despite rumours of it being yeeted…
Matchstick Ski Film: Yeah, Because Skiing Never Happens *During* Snowfall
**OMG! Eventbrite is having a ✨moment✨! The Team is “working” to get you back ASAP. Like, duh, just contact them…
Matchstick Ski Film: More Like After the Snoozefest
**OMG! Eventbrite is down! 😱 The Team is “working” to return us to the service ASAP. If you need them,…
Kokoro: More Like Bore-oro
**OMG! Eventbrite is down! 😱 The team claims they’re “working to return you to the service ASAP.” Like, duh!** Check…
Chris Fleming’s Lincoln Lodge Meltdown: Prepare for Absurdity
**OMG! Eventbrite is down! 😱 Is this the end of the world? How will anyone find garbage “events” now?** 🙄…
Houston Toy Museum Howls into Utter Chaos with Lycanthropic Card Game
**OMG! Eventbrite is down! 🤣 Is this the end of the world? 😱 Where will people buy tix now? 🤷♀️Maybe…