KISS Milks ‘Alive!’ For 50th Time: Prepare For More Unnecessary Reissues
🤪OMG!🚨 Get ready to open your wallets, KISS Army (and your gullible parents)!🤑 Apparently, some old dude named Eddie Kramer…
Tag: Universal
‘Terrifier’ House: Prepare to be Mildly Annoyed at Universal’s Halloween Horror Nights
Hold onto your adult diapers, folks! 🤡 Art the Clown, that beacon of sophisticated cinematic artistry, is gracing Universal Studios’…
Brendan Fraser Blames Everyone But Himself For ‘The Mummy’ Reboot Flop, More At 11
Brendan Fraser, the king of charmingly awkward adventure, thinks Tom Cruise’s The Mummy (aka the one we all pretend didn’t…
‘Jurassic World Rebirth’: Dinosaurs Ate My Homework (and the Box Office)
OMG! 🦖 ‘Jurassic World Rebirth’ Ate the Box Office (Like a Raptor Eating a Goat)! 🐐 Seriously, who knew people…
Owen Wilson’s Nose Dives Back Into the ‘Meet The Parents’ Dumpster Fire
Oh, sweet merciful crap, they’re doing another ‘Meet the Parents’ movie? 🙄 Is nothing sacred anymore? Are we really scraping…
‘M3GAN 2.0’: Still More Annoying Than Your Little Cousin
Dropping like a bad habit in theaters June 27 is ‘M3GAN 2.0,’ written and directed by the guy who apparently…
Elyzio Dumps Pera Coda, A Mind-Bending Trip Between Existing And Not Existing, Lol
Elyzio, those guys who definitely know what they’re doing (🙄), just dropped Pera Coda, a point-and-click mystery adventure. Falan, whoever…
NYC Mayor Wannabe: Zohran Mamdani’s Socialist Shenanigans Unveiled
Oh, the horror! Another socialist rising in the ranks, threatening to turn New York City into a commie paradise. Zohran…
‘How to Train Your Dragon’ Actually Made Money, Shocker
Oh, look, another soulless live-action remake nobody asked for! 🙄 Yes, friends, ‘How to Train Your Dragon’ is back, and…
Ozzy’s Gone Walkabout Again, Hasn’t He? A ‘Seek-And-Find’ Book for the Terminally Bored
Los Angeles-based animation studio and book publisher Fantoons (who?) has announced the upcoming book “Where Is Ozzy?”, because apparently, we…