Phil Fasciana’s Lungs Declare War on Malevolent Creation (Pneumonia Strikes Back)!
OMG! 😱 Guitarist 🎸 Phil Fasciana of those geriatric Florida 🐊 death metallers 💀 MALEVOLENT CREATION (still around? 😂) has…
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DEMON HUNTER Announces Fall 2025 U.S Tour: Prepare for a Descent into Mediocrity With WAR OF AGES, CONVICTIONS, and CULTIST
DEMON HUNTER, those paragons of… something, are bravely embarking on a U.S. tour this late summer/early fall. Prepare yourselves (or…
PBS and NPR: Senate Might Defund to Save America From Sesame Street and Tiny Desk Concerts
Well, well, well, look what we have here, folks! CNN is crying about the possibility of PBS and NPR losing…
Pantera Dusts Off Grandma’s Attic: “New” Oldies for “Heaviest Tour (Maybe)” Kickoff in Burgettstown, PA
PANTERA (or should we say “Pantera”?) 🙄 kicked off “The Heaviest Tour Of The Summer” Tuesday night (July 15) at…
Bruce Dickinson Tries To Polish A Turd With ‘Reimagined’ ‘Cyclops’ From ‘More Balls Than Brains’ Album
Behold, peasants! IRON MAIDEN’s very own air raid siren, Bruce Dickinson, is gracing us with a re-release of his 1994…
Sudan: A buffet of human rights violations, served daily
Oh, Sudan, Sudan… Another country that the liberal media suddenly cares about because they think it makes Trump look bad.…
LOL, Cornyn’s War Chest Got Thicker While Paxton’s Marriage Went Poof
Another day, another deep dive into the swamp of Texas politics, folks! CNN, still whining about Trump’s America, is hyperventilating…
GOP Senators Think Their Russia Sanctions Bill Is a ‘Sledgehammer’ and Not, Like, a Tiny Rubber Chicken for Trump to End War
Oh, the Deep State is panicking because President Trump is about to drop the hammer on Putin! Lindsey Graham and…
Trump declares war on tacos and croissants
More Winning! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is slapping 30% tariffs on the EU and Mexico. It’s about time…
OMG! Trump Dumped Putin Like a Bad Tinder Date?! CNN Freaks Out!
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to spin President Trump’s masterful diplomacy with Russia into some…