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Tag: White House

Kamala’s Brain Dump: 2028 Rivals Edition- Hold On To Your Hats
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Kamala’s Brain Dump: 2028 Rivals Edition- Hold On To Your Hats

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! “Kamala Harris hasn’t made up her mind about whether she’ll run for…

Jeff Zients, Ex-Biden Wingman, Singing the Blues About Biden’s Brain? CNN’s Got the Mic
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Jeff Zients, Ex-Biden Wingman, Singing the Blues About Biden’s Brain? CNN’s Got the Mic

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Another day, another leftist cover-up crumbles! CNN begrudgingly reports on the House probe into Biden’s mental decline. It’s about time…

Another swamp creature makes it to the Fed, buckle up
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Another swamp creature makes it to the Fed, buckle up

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Another Deep State operative, Stephen Miran, has been heroically placed into the viper’s nest that is the Federal Reserve! Can…

White House Begs Congress for a measly $58 Million for some extra Locks after Kirk gets the Boot | CNN Politics
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White House Begs Congress for a measly $58 Million for some extra Locks after Kirk gets the Boot | CNN Politics

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Oh, the horror! More money for security because some unhinged leftist took out a true patriot, Charlie Kirk. You just…

Oracle’s AI Glow-Up: From Database Dinosaur to Hypebeast Hottie, Y2K Style
Elephant Reads CNN

Oracle’s AI Glow-Up: From Database Dinosaur to Hypebeast Hottie, Y2K Style

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

Oh, CNN, still trying to make sense of the booming Trump economy? Oracle, that bastion of American ingenuity, had a…

Charlotte’s Train: Now with Extra Blood and Politics
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Charlotte’s Train: Now with Extra Blood and Politics

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

A Ukrainian refugee was stabbed in Charlotte, North Carolina, and naturally, the liberal media is blaming everyone but the actual…

Donald Trump Declares War on Ed Sheeran: “America Can Only Have One Great Ginger!
Ed Sheeran vs Donald Trump: The Redheaded Duel That Will Decide America’s Fate
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Donald Trump Declares War on Ed Sheeran: “America Can Only Have One Great Ginger!

FinnSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

What was supposed to be just another boring Sunday podcast turned into a geopolitical meltdown. Ed Sheeran — British singer,…

ICE, ICE, Baby: Delivery Drivers Ditch DC Faster Than You Can Say ‘Deportation’
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ICE, ICE, Baby: Delivery Drivers Ditch DC Faster Than You Can Say ‘Deportation’

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

Oh, the horror! It seems our beloved Washington D.C. is experiencing a slight… decluttering of its illegal immigrant population, and…

Biden’s Building a Book Palace in Delaware, and Your Wallet’s Invited
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Biden’s Building a Book Palace in Delaware, and Your Wallet’s Invited

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

Sleepy Joe’s at it again, folks! Apparently, even after failing to Make America Great Again, he thinks he deserves a…

White House to airlines: “Sorry ’bout your luck, passengers”
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White House to airlines: “Sorry ’bout your luck, passengers”

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Another day, another victory for sanity and the American people! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is dismantling…

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