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Donkey Kong Bananza: Prepare for a Barrel of Disappointments on the Switch 2
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Donkey Kong Bananza: Prepare for a Barrel of Disappointments on the Switch 2

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Another day, another distraction from the REAL issues! CNN, still pushing their globalist agenda with this “Donkey Kong Bananza” on…

Trump CRUSHES Leftist Media (Rural America to Suffer Hilariously)
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Trump CRUSHES Leftist Media (Rural America to Suffer Hilariously)

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Finally, some good news! The Senate, in a move that’s sure to trigger the libs, has voted to defund the…

L7 Throws Geriatric Punk Party with LUNACHICKS: Prepare for Maximum Mosh Pit Aches
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L7 Throws Geriatric Punk Party with LUNACHICKS: Prepare for Maximum Mosh Pit Aches

Chord F. DiscordJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

OMG, L7 is STILL a thing? 🤣 Apparently, these geriatric rockers are throwing themselves a “40th Anniversary Bash” because, let’s…

Eric Adams’ Legal Woes Continue: Ex-NYPD Officials Pile On, Claiming More Corruption Than a Rat Wedding in Times Square
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Eric Adams’ Legal Woes Continue: Ex-NYPD Officials Pile On, Claiming More Corruption Than a Rat Wedding in Times Square

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Another day, another Democrat scandal! Looks like New York City’s Mayor Eric Adams, a radical leftist if I ever saw…

The Orb, bless their cotton socks, unleash ‘Buddhist Hipsters’ album right before their UK tour – prepare for enlightenment (or at least a good nap)
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The Orb, bless their cotton socks, unleash ‘Buddhist Hipsters’ album right before their UK tour – prepare for enlightenment (or at least a good nap)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

OMG , the legends of ambient house, The Orb, are back with a new album called Buddhist Hipsters! Will it…

Texas Judge Schedules Another Spa Day for Lucky Death Row Inmate Robert Roberson
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Texas Judge Schedules Another Spa Day for Lucky Death Row Inmate Robert Roberson

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the radical left to undermine justice! This Texas judge, probably a closeted socialist, is trying…

PBS and NPR: Senate Might Defund to Save America From Sesame Street and Tiny Desk Concerts
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PBS and NPR: Senate Might Defund to Save America From Sesame Street and Tiny Desk Concerts

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here, folks! CNN is crying about the possibility of PBS and NPR losing…

Diageo’s CEO Quits After Two Years: Guess the Guinness Was Too Much
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Diageo’s CEO Quits After Two Years: Guess the Guinness Was Too Much

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Diageo CEO Debra Crew steps down, likely because she couldn’t handle the winning! Maybe she should have focused less on…

Obama’s “Touch and Go” Marriage: More Like “Crash and Burn,” Am I Right
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Obama’s “Touch and Go” Marriage: More Like “Crash and Burn,” Am I Right

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Oh, the Obamas are still trying to convince us they’re the perfect couple? After years of pushing their woke agenda,…

Joaquin Phoenix and Pedro Pascal to battle in Ari Aster’s latest cinematic dumpster fire, ‘Eddington’
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Joaquin Phoenix and Pedro Pascal to battle in Ari Aster’s latest cinematic dumpster fire, ‘Eddington’

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Oh, great, another Hollywood movie. I’m sure this “darkly comic satire” about a New Mexico town during the 2020 COVID…

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