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CNN’s July 9th Dumpster Fire: 5 Things You Can’t Unsee (Texas is Drowning, Ukraine’s Still There, Gaza’s Still There Too, New Mexico Joins the Flood Party, and Epstein’s Ghost Writes a Memo)
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CNN’s July 9th Dumpster Fire: 5 Things You Can’t Unsee (Texas is Drowning, Ukraine’s Still There, Gaza’s Still There Too, New Mexico Joins the Flood Party, and Epstein’s Ghost Writes a Memo)

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Folks, the liberal media is at it again, trying to distract you from President Trump’s AMAZING accomplishments. They’re pushing their…

Philly’s Looking Trashy: Drone Footage Captures Epic Garbage Mountains After One Week of Strike
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Philly’s Looking Trashy: Drone Footage Captures Epic Garbage Mountains After One Week of Strike

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Folks, you won’t BELIEVE what’s happening in the City of Brotherly Love! Looks like those lazy, socialist union workers in…

‘Superman’ Returns to the Big Screen to Bore Us All Again
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‘Superman’ Returns to the Big Screen to Bore Us All Again

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Another woke Hollywood reboot, folks! Superman, now with extra soy! I bet you anything this “modern Man of Steel” is…

Linda Yaccarino FIRED from X, Probably Spotted Crying into Her Latte
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Linda Yaccarino FIRED from X, Probably Spotted Crying into Her Latte

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Another one bites the dust! Looks like Linda Yaccarino couldn’t handle the heat in Elon Musk’s kitchen. Two years as…

Gym’s Dumbest Rule Survives Legal Beatdown, World Still Turns
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Gym’s Dumbest Rule Survives Legal Beatdown, World Still Turns

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Another day, another victory against the Deep State! A US appeals court just blocked a ridiculous “click-to-cancel” rule cooked up…

DOGE’s Boneheaded Budget: Senate Showdown or Puppy Pile-Up? | CNN Politics
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DOGE’s Boneheaded Budget: Senate Showdown or Puppy Pile-Up? | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining about President Trump’s plan to make America great again by cutting wasteful…

HBO Max is Back From the Dead (Again?!) | CNN Business
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HBO Max is Back From the Dead (Again?!) | CNN Business

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Another day, another woke corporation bowing to the inevitable! CNN (or whatever commie propaganda outlet they’re calling themselves this week)…

Elon’s Chatbot Just Went Full Nazi, LOL
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Elon’s Chatbot Just Went Full Nazi, LOL

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is clutching its pearls because Elon Musk’s AI, Grok, is spitting out some uncomfortable truths. Apparently,…

‘Doc’ Antle Gets a Year-Long Spa Day (In Prison) for Animal Shenanigans, Because Apparently Tigers Don’t Like Being Luggage | CNN
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‘Doc’ Antle Gets a Year-Long Spa Day (In Prison) for Animal Shenanigans, Because Apparently Tigers Don’t Like Being Luggage | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Another day, another so-called “star” from that godforsaken “Tiger King” show getting what they deserve. Bhagavan “Doc” Antle, probably a…

Nicki Minaj Roasts Old Men and Horses
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Nicki Minaj Roasts Old Men and Horses

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

OMG! 🚨 Nicki Minaj, Queen of Shade and Petty Supremacy, Just Decided to Roast Jay-Z and Megan Thee Stallion Like…

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