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Day: June 12, 2025

House GOP Uses DOGE to Defund NPR and Annoy Foreigners
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House GOP Uses DOGE to Defund NPR and Annoy Foreigners

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

House Republicans, finally showing some backbone, have agreed to slash a measly $9.4 billion in federal spending, targeting the leftist…

CNN’s Guide to the Totally Innocent Victims of Trump’s Mildly Inconvenient Immigration Detainment Program
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CNN’s Guide to the Totally Innocent Victims of Trump’s Mildly Inconvenient Immigration Detainment Program

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Looks like Senator Rand Paul got a taste of Biden’s America! Disinvited from the White House picnic? Probably because he…

Bulgaria Considers Joining the Eurozone Next Year (Good Luck With That) | CNN
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Bulgaria Considers Joining the Eurozone Next Year (Good Luck With That) | CNN

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Oh, great, Bulgaria wants to join the Eurozone! Probably so they can get free money and blame the West when…

DHS Asks for Help Finding ‘Foreign Invaders’ on Social Media, Claims It’s Just a Harmless Game of ‘Where’s Waldo?’
Elephant Reads CNN

DHS Asks for Help Finding ‘Foreign Invaders’ on Social Media, Claims It’s Just a Harmless Game of ‘Where’s Waldo?’

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) is now triggering the Left with a simple, patriotic message! Uncle Sam wants YOU……

Sen. Alex Padilla Gets Kicked Out of a DHS Party, EPIC FAIL
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Sen. Alex Padilla Gets Kicked Out of a DHS Party, EPIC FAIL

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Looks like the radical leftist Senator Alex Padilla got a taste of freedom—freedom to leave a press conference he wasn’t…

CNN: Old man yells at cloud, walks away from plane crash
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CNN: Old man yells at cloud, walks away from plane crash

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Another day, another hoax! CNN is trying to pull the wool over our eyes again. A “survivor” walking away from…

Motörhead Dumps New Video ‘Leavin’ Here’ from ‘Lost’ Album ‘The Manticore Tapes’ – Prepare to Be Underwhelmed
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Motörhead Dumps New Video ‘Leavin’ Here’ from ‘Lost’ Album ‘The Manticore Tapes’ – Prepare to Be Underwhelmed

Chord F. DiscordJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

MOTÖRHEAD, those lovable geezers who somehow haven’t completely decomposed yet, are unleashing “Leavin’ Here”, their *second* single (because one wasn’t…

Classic Pop Issue 94: Still clinging to the past, bless their hearts
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Classic Pop Issue 94: Still clinging to the past, bless their hearts

Chord F. DiscordJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Classic Pop is officially a monthly magazine again…  Classic Pop issue 94 is on sale now, and we’re so excited to…

James Hetfield Spills the Beans: ‘Metallica Movie Saved My Life’ – Because Apparently, We’re All Superheroes Now
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James Hetfield Spills the Beans: ‘Metallica Movie Saved My Life’ – Because Apparently, We’re All Superheroes Now

Chord F. DiscordJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

On Wednesday, June 11, the geriatric squad known as METALLICA hobbled into the premiere of their new cinematic masterpiece, “Metallica…

Between The Buried And Me Drops New Album ‘The Blue Nowhere’ and a Single
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Between The Buried And Me Drops New Album ‘The Blue Nowhere’ and a Single

Chord F. DiscordJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Okay, so apparently, after a whole quarter of a century of making noise 🙉 and churning out ten albums that…

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