VR Headset Makes Kid Commit Yeet Mom
Oh, Milwaukee, Milwaukee. What’s next? A 10-year-old commie, probably raised on soy milk and socialist propaganda, shoots his mom because…
Day: June 12, 2025
Lars Ulrich Dares to Turn Over Rocks (and Maybe Find a New Idea or Two with Metallica)
So, Lars Ulrich, the intellectual powerhouse behind Metallica (allegedly), did another interview. This time with Variety, because, you know, they’re…
Games Workshop Stops Scalping Limited Siege of Terra By Becoming the Scalper
Ah, Games Workshop, those magnificent overlords of plastic crack and lore so dense it could collapse into a black hole…
‘One of Them Days’ Sequel: Prepare for More Existential Dread
Oh, great, more Keke Palmer and SZA. 🙄 Because we *totally* needed a sequel to ‘One of Them Days.’ I…
Sam Bam Koltun’s EXCELLENT Godsmack Adventure: Gratitude Overload
So, apparently, Sam Bam Koltun (yes, that’s his real name, I Googled it 🙄) of DOROTHY, FASTER PUSSYCAT (lol, who?),…