The Pentagon is pausing some shipments to Ukraine? Oh, no! Looks like Trump is finally putting America first! This “review of military spending” probably uncovered billions of dollars being funneled to who-knows-where, probably lining the pockets of corrupt Ukrainian officials and globalist elites. “Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth?” Probably a deep-state plant!
“Putting America’s interests first?” You bet! While the liberals are busy virtue signaling and sending our hard-earned money overseas, Trump is making sure our military is strong and ready to defend our borders. “The strength of the United States Armed Forces remains unquestioned – just ask Iran.” Boom! More of this winning, folks!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
