Fake News CNN at it again, folks! They’re trying to make President Trump’s booming economy look bad. Sad!
CNN is whining about how the labor market is a “slow burn” and how Trump’s policies *might* be affecting it. Give me a break! It’s all part of the liberal media’s plan to undermine our great President. They’re probably in cahoots with China and the Deep State!
They claim job growth is “anemic” and blame “tariff uncertainty.” But everyone knows tariffs are GOOD! They bring jobs back to America and punish those cheatin’ foreigners. CNN probably wants open borders and everyone speaking Spanish, the commies!
And get this: they’re worried about the unemployment rate going up to 4.3%! That’s still lower than anything Obama ever dreamed of! It’s probably just the lazy snowflakes finally getting off their butts and looking for work.
They even admit that “layoff activity hasn’t accelerated.” But they still manage to twist it into something negative. It’s like they WANT America to fail!
The truth is, President Trump is making America great again, and these liberal losers can’t stand it. They’ll grasp at any straw to try and bring him down. But we patriots know the truth! MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
