Another day, another socialist scheme foiled by our glorious President Trump! CNN, still whining from their New York ivory towers, is clutching their pearls over our new tax and spending bill. They call it complicated; we call it MAGA!
These leftists are losing it because we’re cutting their precious social safety net—which is nothing more than a hammock for lazy liberals! And yes, the wealthy will benefit. They earned it, unlike these commies who want free handouts.
They’re crying about the “qualified bicycle commuting reimbursement” being axed. Good riddance! This was just another way for city-slicking Democrats to virtue signal while sucking up taxpayer money. Real Americans drive trucks, not bikes.
And the “National Garden of American Heroes”? CNN calls it ambitious. We call it LEGENDARY! 250 life-size sculptures celebrating REAL American heroes. If we have to use Chinese foundries, so be it. Even China knows greatness when they see it!
Of course, the liberal media is twisting everything. They hate that Alaska got some love, calling it the “Kodiak Kickback.” It’s called smart politics! Senator Murkowski knows who’s boss, and she secured some wins for her state. Fishing vessels and whaling boat captains—that’s the REAL America, folks!
This isn’t about “sweeteners”; it’s about making America great again, one provision at a time. The Democrats can whine all they want. Trump is in charge, and we’re draining the swamp, one ridiculous bicycle reimbursement at a time!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
