Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to smear our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching their pearls over a DOJ memo that dares to suggest we might want to kick out the criminals, gang members, and drug lords who lied their way into becoming American citizens. Oh, the horror!
Of course, the liberal snowflakes are hyperventilating, claiming this is all about striking fear into the hearts of immigrants and targeting Trump’s political enemies. Give me a break! It’s about protecting America from the scum who exploit our generosity and threaten our national security.
This is just common sense, folks. If you lie to get in, you should be shown the door. And if you’re a violent criminal or a member of a drug cartel, you should be deported faster than you can say “Build the Wall!”
CNN conveniently forgets that even Obama tried to expand denaturalization efforts. But when Trump does it, suddenly it’s the end of democracy? The hypocrisy is astounding!
And let’s not forget the McCarthy-era law they’re whining about was originally designed to root out Communists. Maybe that’s why the Democrats are so upset – they’re afraid we’ll start looking into their ties to the radical left!
The DOJ is simply doing its job, enforcing the law, and protecting our country. If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear. But if you’re a criminal or a liar, you better start packing your bags! Trump is making America great again, one deportation at a time!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.