Oh, the liberal media is at it again, trying to scare everyone with their “global economy” nonsense! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is just playing 4D chess with these countries, making sure America gets the best deals. “Liberation Day,” indeed! Liberating us from these freeloading nations!
Of course, CNN is hyperventilating about tariffs and deadlines. They probably have George Soros on speed dial, plotting how to make Trump look bad. But guess what? The stock market is soaring, inflation is barely there, and America is winning!
Vietnam? Just the first domino to fall. Trump’s “negotiating tactics” are just too much for these countries. They’re used to weak Democrats who let them walk all over us. But those days are OVER! 20% tariffs? That’s just a love tap compared to what’s coming if they don’t play ball.
And UBS Global Wealth Management gets it. “Economic stability” is the key, especially with the 2026 midterms coming up. Trump knows what he’s doing. He’s making America great again, one tariff at a time! MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
