Ready to make your website less “abandoned blog” and more “actual business”? Let’s do this. 😎
Join Andy Leitch, the self-proclaimed **Websites Tech Champion**, for a free webinar where he’ll teach you how to stop your site from looking like it was built in 2003. No tech skills? No problem! Just bring your enthusiasm and maybe a snack. 🍪
**What you’ll learn:**
– How to trick people into thinking your brand isn’t a dumpster fire. 🔥
– How to keep visitors from bouncing faster than a bad Tinder date. 💔
– How to convert clicks into actual, you know, *results*. 💰
**Details:**
– **Level:** Beginner (aka “I still use Comic Sans”).
– **Accessibility:** Live captions, BSL interpretation, and slides for the overachievers. 🎭
– **Platform:** Zoom (because where else would we be in 2025?). 🖥️
**Who’s invited?** Anyone who’s ever applied for Arts Council England funding or just likes free stuff. 🎉
**Can’t make it?** No sweat! Recordings are available for the chronically busy or perpetually late. 🎥
**Privacy:** We’ll share your name and job title with strangers. Opt in if you’re feeling brave. 😳
Sign up now and finally make your website less embarrassing! 🚀
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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