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Month: February 2026

‘Michael’ Director Reveals Biopic Will Fully Confront Allegations Against Kevin Spacey
The Onion

‘Michael’ Director Reveals Biopic Will Fully Confront Allegations Against Kevin Spacey

FinnFebruary 25, 2026

       LOS ANGELES—Responding to concerns that his upcoming Michael Jackson biopic would downplay accusations of sexual abuse involving the late…

Local Dad Really Banking On Sports To Instill Core Values In Children
The Onion

Local Dad Really Banking On Sports To Instill Core Values In Children

FinnFebruary 25, 2026

       WAUKESHA, WI—Saying his approach to parenting was “hands-off” as far as imparting fundamental life lessons was concerned, local dad…

Live

Collab – Cuando la IA te robe el trabajo, al menos te robará el almuerzo

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 25, 2026

¡Collab AI: El futuro del trabajo llegó para quedarse… o no! ¿Te enteraste que la IA ya está acá y…

Babylon Bee

Trump Reveals Plan To Secure Third Term By Speaking For 7 Straight Years

FinnFebruary 25, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump has unveiled his clever plan to secure a third term by simply continuing his…

OpenAI Discovers China’s Secret Weapon: A Single Guy and His ChatGPT Addiction
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

OpenAI Discovers China’s Secret Weapon: A Single Guy and His ChatGPT Addiction

Big ElephantFebruary 25, 2026February 25, 2026

Big Tech Finally Exposes China’s Sneaky Disinformation Playbook—Thanks to ChatGPT’s Accidental Whistleblower In what can only be described as a…

5 Things to Know for Feb. 25: Biden’s Big Speech, Mexico’s Mystery, Immigration Chaos, Vaccines for Kids, and Nancy’s Drama
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

5 Things to Know for Feb. 25: Biden’s Big Speech, Mexico’s Mystery, Immigration Chaos, Vaccines for Kids, and Nancy’s Drama

Big ElephantFebruary 25, 2026February 25, 2026

Here’s your requested satirical news article: Trump’s Epic State of the Union Shatters Records, Demoralizes Democrats The Great and Powerful…

Anthropic Abandons Safety Pledge Mid-Fight, Proving Even AI Ethicists Can’t Resist the Pentagon’s Siren Song
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Anthropic Abandons Safety Pledge Mid-Fight, Proving Even AI Ethicists Can’t Resist the Pentagon’s Siren Song

Big ElephantFebruary 25, 2026February 25, 2026

Deep State Puppets at Anthropic Bow to Pentagon Overlords, Ditch ‘Safety’ Charade In a shocking turn of events that proves…

Bodybuilder Films Self Eating Chicken To Make Sure Form Correct 
The Onion

Bodybuilder Films Self Eating Chicken To Make Sure Form Correct 

FinnFebruary 25, 2026

       ATLANTA—Explaining that watching his movements on video had really helped him identify weaknesses and track his gains and losses,…

Live

Norfolk’s Ultimate Gut-Busting, Hipster-Approved Street Food Festival Extravaganza

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 25, 2026

The #1 Food Festival in Norfolk Is BACK! Get ready to eat until you can’t move, because the 2026 Norfolk…

Live

“Social, App, e il Grande Furto del Tempo: Quando il Tuo Telefono Diventa un Ladro Invisibile!”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 25, 2026

Come social e schermi ci rubano tempo, concentrazione e relazioni. Scopri come difenderti… o almeno provaci! Il Museo del Risparmio…

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