Trump Asks When He Gets To Kill Olympians Who Lost
WASHINGTON—Declaring that athletes who had disgraced their country with a poor performance needed to be dealt with in the…
Month: February 2026
Wife Asks For Husband’s Opinion So She Can Choose The Opposite Of Whatever He Says
STOCKTON, CA — According to sources, local wife Gillian Franks went to her husband to ask for his opinion…
Trump Replaces Pam Bondi With Broom In Blonde Wig
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a long-rumored shake-up at a high-level position in his administration, President Donald Trump announced that…
AOC Condemns Spain For Stealing Mexico’s Language
MUNICH — In a bold declaration against colonial imperialism, U.S. Congresswoman Alexandro Ocasio-Cortez spoke out this week to condemn…
National Geographic Explorers: Here to Save the World or Just Show Off Their Fancy Gear?
🌍 An Evening with National Geographic Explorers – Prepare for Boredom Tired of Netflix? Try watching 4 explorers drone on…
Hillary Clinton Claims Trump’s Epstein Files Are Just a Giant Game of Hide-and-Seek
Oh look, Hillary Clinton is back with another wild conspiracy theory, this time accusing President Trump of an “Epstein cover-up”…
Denise Weinberg’s Cosmic Odyssey: Trailer Drops for Brazil’s Lo-Fi Sci-Fi Adventure That’s Low on Budget, High on Weird
Well, well, well, look what we have here—Brazil’s latest cinematic masterpiece where the government ships off old people like they’re…
Should We Tax the Rich? States Can’t Decide Between ‘Cash Grab’ and ‘Please Don’t Leave Us, Mr. Moneybags’
As more and more states face budget shortfalls, liberal politicians are desperately searching for ways to squeeze more money out…
VALORANT: Patch 12.03 Drops LTM Skirmish Because Why Not, Right?
Ah, VALORANT players—buckle up, because Riot Games just dropped Patch 12.03, and it’s packed with enough chaos to make even…
SHINEDOWN Unleashes ‘Ei8ht’ Album, Drops ‘Safe And Sound’ Single, and Plans 2026 World Tour to Make Your Ears Cry Tears of Joy (or Confusion)
In a shocking twist that absolutely no one saw coming, SHINEDOWN has announced they’ll be releasing their eighth studio album,…