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Day: August 14, 2026

Robbie Williams Opens Up About His Autism Diagnosis
Live, Music News

Robbie Williams Opens Up About His Autism Diagnosis

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026

Robbie Williams has revealed he has been diagnosed with “a bit” of autism to go along with ADHD and “intrusive…

Midnight Generation Channels Daft Punk In Funky New Music Video
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Midnight Generation Channels Daft Punk In Funky New Music Video

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026

Mexican disco-funk band Midnight Generation have shared the video for their new single “Almost My Own,” pairing their Daft Punk-influenced…

GOP Masters the Art of Dancing Around Issues
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Masters the Art of Dancing Around Issues

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Republicans are facing a potentially ugly 2026 midterm election in…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 14 2026
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 14 2026

Milton TruthwellAugust 14, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

SPIN THE FAKE: Because Apparently We Need a Slot Machine to Read the News
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SPIN THE FAKE: Because Apparently We Need a Slot Machine to Read the News

FinnAugust 14, 2026

Fake news used to mean something relatively simple: stories that were deliberately fabricated and passed off as news. Then the…

Kentucky Derby Convenes Committee To Determine What Is A Horse
Babylon Bee

Kentucky Derby Convenes Committee To Determine What Is A Horse

FinnAugust 14, 2026

    LOUISVILLE, KY — Churchill Downs Inc. (CDI), which manages the annual Kentucky Derby race, formed a committee this week…

‘How Do You Spell Gazongas?’ Asks Trump While Drafting Up Job Posting For New Press Secretary
Babylon Bee

‘How Do You Spell Gazongas?’ Asks Trump While Drafting Up Job Posting For New Press Secretary

FinnAugust 14, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the departure of White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt, President Trump got straight to work…

Laid Off CEO Seeks Rehire After Stellar Zoom Performance
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Laid Off CEO Seeks Rehire After Stellar Zoom Performance

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Vishal Garg, the former CEO of Better, and I just can’t…

Skillet Blesses Us With More Christian Rock To Suffer Through
Breaking, Music News

Skillet Blesses Us With More Christian Rock To Suffer Through

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some Christian rock? 🤘 Because Skillet just announced a new independent EP, “After…

Foghat Still Exists Apparently
Breaking, Music News

Foghat Still Exists Apparently

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked, SHOCKED, that Foghat is still a thing.…

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