ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE White House trades climate nightmares for real world policy
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the White House is ditching those outdated climate nightmares for some real-world policy. According…
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump airport shines bright at night
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again bathed in the warm glow of greatness. In a…
Residents Of Heaven Torn Between Attending Chuck Norris’s Martial Arts Seminar And Going To Dolly Parton Show
HEAVEN — Heaven’s residents admitted conflict between having to chose between spending the afternoon at Chuck Norris’s martial arts…
Jackbox Party Pack 12 brings back Debate and weirdly renames it Switch
The Jackbox Party Pack 12 is coming, because of course it is, and it’s bringing a whole new slew of…
Apple Launches iPhone Under New CEO Because That’s What They Do
Well, folks, it looks like Apple is about to shake things up with their new CEO, John Ternus, who’s set…
Becky G Celebrates Mexican Heritage In Consecutive Albums
Becky G says her decision to explore her Mexican heritage through her albums Esquinas and Encuentros was initially met with…
Acid Bath Hits NYC With Obituary In Tow
Louisiana sludge masters Acid Bath brought their reunion tour to New York City this past Friday, August 21st, with an…
Beatles Drop Rare Day Tripper Recording Ahead of Rubber Soul Reissue
The Beatles have released “Day Tripper (Songwriting Work Tape),” an early version of their classic song that will be included…
Bugs Bunny Declares For WNBA Draft
LOS ANGELES, CA — Officials for the Women’s National Basketball Association announced this week they have received a letter…
Joker And Harley Quinn Wreak Havoc In Latest LEGO Batman Cash Grab
Oh boy, are you ready for some more LEGO Batman action? I sure hope so, because Warner Bros. Games just…