Marilyn Manson and Rob Zombie in Tampa, FL (08/21/2026)
Legendary shock rockers Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…
Month: August 2026
Police Chief Says Cop’s Spouse Found Dead, Founder Now Missing
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Massachusetts woman, Karen Solomon, is being sought by authorities…
Buckcherry Tour Bus Crashes in Deadly Multi Vehicle Accident
A multi-vehicle accident involving Buckcherry’s tour bus resulted in one fatality, though members of the band and its touring crew…
Man Arrested In Britain For Briefly Thinking About Sharing Meme
BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND — Local man Roger Fisher was arrested this morning on suspicion of briefly considering sharing a meme.…
Garth Brooks Kicks Off Arena Tour With Rootsy Setlist
Garth Brooks launched his 2026 “Blame It All on My Roots” arena tour this week with two sold-out shows at…
Trump Backs IndyCar Race Because He Loves Fast Things Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Freedom 250 Grand Prix is taking over Washington, DC, and…
FAN EXPO Canada 2026 Promises More Overpriced Nostalgia And Crowds
FAN EXPO Canada 2026 is coming, and it’s a geek’s paradise, but let’s be real, it’s also a corporate playground…
New Press Secretary To Just Be Picture Of Scott Jennings Doing That Face
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House has announced that the new Press Secretary will just be a poster-sized photo…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump builds ballroom for national security
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with excitement. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, THE…
Luigi Mangione Pleads Guilty
Luigi Mangione pleaded guilty to federal stalking charges in the 2024 killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, facing a…