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Month: August 2026

Stella Lefty Sells Out Debut Tour Get Tickets Now
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Stella Lefty Sells Out Debut Tour Get Tickets Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Stella Lefty is continuing her breakout year by embarking on her first-ever headline tour, “Lefty Live,” which will carry the…

Margaret Glaspy Breaks Down New Album I Am Both
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Margaret Glaspy Breaks Down New Album I Am Both

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Margaret Glaspy’s new record, I Am Both, is a stripped-back affair, produced by Joe Henry and featuring a tight trio…

RUSH Reissues Classic Albums 2112 and Greatest Hits on Vinyl
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RUSH Reissues Classic Albums 2112 and Greatest Hits on Vinyl

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

RUSH have announced vinyl reissues of their 1976 album 2112 and their 2003 best-of compilation The Spirit of Radio: Greatest…

The Night Eternal Drops Epic Metal AOR Hybrid The Veins of Time
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The Night Eternal Drops Epic Metal AOR Hybrid The Veins of Time

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

The Night Eternal has released a new single, “The Veins of Time,” which highlights the band’s ability to blend heavy…

Angel Still Guarding Eden With Flaming Sword Wondering If He Can Move Yet
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Angel Still Guarding Eden With Flaming Sword Wondering If He Can Move Yet

FinnAugust 7, 2026

    EDEN — Having gone an inordinate length of time standing watch in the same place for many, many years,…

Russia’s Hospitality Reaches New Heights of Almost Killing Guests
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Russia’s Hospitality Reaches New Heights of Almost Killing Guests

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Concerns are mounting about the wellbeing of an American detained in…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date

Milton TruthwellAugust 7, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest revelation from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date

Milton TruthwellAugust 7, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the desk of…

Karol G Turns Heartbreak into Musical Gold
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Karol G Turns Heartbreak into Musical Gold

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

The exact moment Karol G became a global superstar is up for debate. Some people place it somewhere around her…

Lindsey Graham Gets Sanctions Bill Named After Him Posthumously Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Lindsey Graham Gets Sanctions Bill Named After Him Posthumously Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Senate passing a major Russia sanctions bill, and I’ve got to say,…

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