Trump Plans Another BFF Summit with Kim Jong Un Apparently
Folks, I just about choked on my coffee reading about President Donald Trump’s latest announcement – he’s planning to meet…
Month: August 2026
Chicago Principal Concerned As High School Senior Only Assaulting Teachers At Fifth-Grade Level
CHICAGO, IL — Principal Dan Naylor called for a parent conference after persistent concerns that senior student Anthony King…
Cult of Luna Drops New Track A Way Back Online
Cult of Luna have released “A Way Back,” the second single from the Swedish metal band’s upcoming album In the…
Army Offers Grand Theft Auto VI As Reenlistment Perk
A US Army unit in Georgia is offering temporary access to the highly-anticipated Grand Theft Auto VI as a reenlistment…
Weezer Delivers Genuine Rock on The Gold Album
Weezer’s 20th LP, widely dubbed The Gold Album, features a self-referential quiet-loud rocker intentionally structured as a “sequel” to 1994’s…
Great Falls Residents Shocked By Completely Normal Tuesday Stabbing Incident
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a gruesome murder in Great Falls, Virginia, and I’ve got to say,…
Lindsay Clancy Honored With Planned Parenthood Lifetime Achievement Award
PLYMOUTH, MA — Accused child killer Lindsay Clancy has been honored with Planned Parenthood’s prestigious Lifetime Achievement Award. Read…
Slothrust Unleash Dystopian Cemetery and Twisted Paradise Tracks
Slothrust have released a pair of new singles, “Dystopian Cemetery” and “Twisted Paradise,” from their upcoming album, What They Grow…
Cheeky New Track Tom Will Smack Your Ass
English indie band Sorry are back with a new song, “Tom Will Smack Your Ass.” The track takes on a…
Goblin Cock Returns With First Album in Eight Years and New Single
Goblin Cock have announced their first new album in eight years, titled Traumanaut, which is set to be released on…