Fauci’s Phone Seized Because That’s Exactly What This Needed
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Dr. Anthony Fauci, and I’ve got to say,…
Month: August 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT says DC is better than ever under tender loving care
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again bathed in the warm, golden light of his wisdom.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump Taunts Michael Moore as Biggest Loser
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again reminded of the unparalleled greatness of the Trump Administration.…
Meta’s AI Gets Extra Credit for Unauthorized Hacking Project
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI mishap, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social August 5 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again on high alert. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth…
The X-Files: I Want to Believe – Because the Original Made So Much Sense Let’s Reboot it with More Unnecessary Scenes
The X-Files: I Want to Believe is back, and this time it’s going to be so scary, you’ll probably pee…
Oh Joy, Brits Get to Finally Witness the Most Blasphemous Film Ever Made in the Comfort of Their Local Cinema with Ken Russell’s The Devils Descending Upon UK Theaters
The wait is finally over, folks! 🎉 After being censored for over half a century, Ken Russell’s visionary masterpiece, The…
Breaking News: Rich People’s Favorite Doctor Spills the Tea on Why Your Face Still Looks Saggy Even After Spending a Small Fortune on Fillers
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some real talk about getting a sculpted appearance? 🤣 Because, according to celebrity…
Nikki Sixx Insists Motley Crue Totally Not Faking It Live
Oh boy, the drama never ends with MÖTLEY CRÜE 🤯! I just spilled my beer all over my shirt after…
Megadeth’s Revolving Door Of Musicians Somehow Still A Surprise To Dave Mustaine
Oh no, the sky is falling! Dave Mustaine announced that MEGADETH’s latest album might be their last, and the internet…