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Month: August 2026

Cartridge slots make comeback because nostalgia pays publishers’ bills
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Cartridge slots make comeback because nostalgia pays publishers’ bills

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Get ready for a blast from the past, folks, as the humble cartridge slot is making a comeback in the…

Oprah Announces Closure Of School For Girls In Africa
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Oprah Announces Closure Of School For Girls In Africa

FinnAugust 5, 2026

       Oprah Winfrey announced that the school she founded for underprivileged girls in South Africa will close next year, ending…

Oh Great Another Movie About Your Mother Because Clearly The World Was Missing That
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Oh Great Another Movie About Your Mother Because Clearly The World Was Missing That

FinnAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, action-packed, and spiritually uplifting movie of the year? 🎥👊 I…

The Killing Fields is Getting a Sparkly New 4K Release Because What It Really Needed Was a Face Lift to Make All the Genocide Look Super Sharp and Crisp
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The Killing Fields is Getting a Sparkly New 4K Release Because What It Really Needed Was a Face Lift to Make All the Genocide Look Super Sharp and Crisp

FinnAugust 5, 2026August 6, 2026

Okay, folks, gather ’round and get ready to have your minds blown by the most epic, life-changing, and not-at-all-depressing film…

More Reboots and Sequels to Throw Your Money At This Weekend
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More Reboots and Sequels to Throw Your Money At This Weekend

FinnAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

The weekend is upon us, and you know what that means: a plethora of new movies to stream from the…

Disney Underwhelmed By Underperformance Of Obvious Cash Grabs
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Disney Underwhelmed By Underperformance Of Obvious Cash Grabs

FinnAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Josh D’Amaro, CEO of Disney, recently acknowledged that the live-action remake of Moana and Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu…

JAY-Z Returns with Verse on Beyoncé’s Morning Dew Remix
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JAY-Z Returns with Verse on Beyoncé’s Morning Dew Remix

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

JAY-Z is back with his first proper verse since 2022, joining Beyoncé on a remix of her recent surprise drop…

One Night Only Explores Fascism In New Film
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One Night Only Explores Fascism In New Film

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

The romantic comedy One Night Only presents a disturbing premise, where Congress has banned all premarital sex, except for one…

New Radicals Drop First New Track in 28 Years
Live, Music News

New Radicals Drop First New Track in 28 Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Their own modifier may no longer prove so accurate, but for the first time in 28 years, New Radicals are…

New Progressive Bible Features Perforated Pages For Easy Removal Of Parts You Don’t Like
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New Progressive Bible Features Perforated Pages For Easy Removal Of Parts You Don’t Like

FinnAugust 5, 2026

    U.S. — Christians with strong liberal leanings were abuzz with excitement this week, as a publisher introduced a new…

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