BREAKING IN A SEQUENCE saves music with new single Dont Run obviously
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 BREAKING IN A SEQUENCE just dropped a new single, “Don’t Run”,…
Month: August 2026
Washington Residents Get Free Barbecue Courtesy of Wildfire Season
Folks, I’m reading about a wildfire in Spokane County, Washington, that’s forced residents to evacuate their homes, and I’ve got…
Investors eager to throw money at Venezuela’s powder keg economy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the energy industry is abuzz with the possibility…
Laniidae in Charlotte, NC (08/01/2026)
Modern metalcore/hardcore from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
GODSMACK Appears To 700,000 People At Poland’s POL’AND’ROCK FESTIVAL
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that GODSMACK headlined the 32nd…
Enemies & Allies in Charlotte, NC (08/01/2026)
Metalcore/rock band from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
American Theory in Charlotte, NC (08/01/2026)
Post-hardcore/metalcore from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump cancels attack on Iran after deal perimeter agreed
The world held its breath as THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, took to Truth Social to announce…
Spokane County Residents Get Free Smoke Break from Daily Grind
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A fast-moving wildfire in Spokane County, Washington, has forced residents to…
Twin Falls Shooting Somehow Not in Florida This Time
Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Twin Falls, Idaho, where a shooting occurred…