Oh, Crap: Government Threatens To Fix Something
U.S. — Panic spread across the nation today after the federal government threatened to fix something. Read More FinnFinn…
Month: August 2026
Geddy Lee still butchering Rush songs in original keys because his ego refuses to acknowledge his vocal decline
Oh boy, are you ready for this? 🤯 RUSH is back, and I’m not sure if I should be excited…
Nickelback blesses us with footage of them not being hated for 5 whole minutes while making Rattle The Cage video
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I heard that Nickelback is releasing a new album, “Everything…
Hate Crimes Now Available At Central Synagogue Courtesy Of Local Man
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man, identified as 46-year-old Larry Montes from The Bronx, was…
Ahsoka Season 2 Trailer Drops Because You Still Have Money
The trailer for Ahsoka Season 2 has finally dropped, and it’s packed with all the action and drama you’d expect…
Disney Greenlights Zootopia 3 Because Money Never Sleeps Apparently
In a move that’s about as surprising as the sun rising in the east, Disney has announced that they’re moving…
Doctor Doom Seeks Revenge in Avengers Doomsday Trailer
A new trailer for Avengers: Doomsday was revealed at Disney’s D23 fan event on Friday, August 15th, revealing an extended…
Frozen 3 Sneak Peek Reveals Olaf’s New Love Interest at D23
Disney previewed the highly anticipated Frozen 3 at D23 on Friday. During a presentation featuring cast members Idina Menzel, Kristen…
Navy Deployments Now Longer Than Some Marriages
The USS Abraham Lincoln is on a record-breaking deployment, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering how this is all going…
Bluey Movie Trailer Unveiled At D23 Expo
The first-ever Bluey movie is set to hit theaters on August 6th, 2027, and a new teaser trailer has been…