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Month: August 2026

Jesus Ignites Fierce Debate By Feeding 5,000 People For Under $20
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Jesus Ignites Fierce Debate By Feeding 5,000 People For Under $20

FinnAugust 7, 2026

    BETHSAIDA — Reports confirmed that Jesus of Nazareth had successfully fed a crowd of 5,000 men, plus women and…

THQ Nordic parades its remake cash cow lineup again
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THQ Nordic parades its remake cash cow lineup again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

Another year, another THQ Nordic Showcase, and I’m still trying to figure out how they manage to cram so many…

Chappell Roan Hosts Two Day Fundraiser for Trans Youth and LGBTQ
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Chappell Roan Hosts Two Day Fundraiser for Trans Youth and LGBTQ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Chappell Roan and her nonprofit, The Midwest Princess Project, have announced the singer’s two-day “The Super Graphic Spectacular” fundraiser taking…

Sophia Takes Break from KATSEYE Group
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Sophia Takes Break from KATSEYE Group

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Sophia has become the second member of KATSEYE to take a hiatus from the group, citing her mental health. Back…

Gillian Anderson Shines in Dark Teen Thriller Camp Miasma
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Gillian Anderson Shines in Dark Teen Thriller Camp Miasma

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Writer/director Jane Schoenbrun doesn’t make movies that are easy to unlock, in a way that genuinely seems to be the…

Putin Plans Fun NATO Team Building Exercise With Missiles
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Putin Plans Fun NATO Team Building Exercise With Missiles

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest intel on Vladimir Putin, and let me tell you, it’s…

‘There Aren’t Bad Pets, Only Bad Owners,’ Explains Woman Out Walking Velociraptor
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‘There Aren’t Bad Pets, Only Bad Owners,’ Explains Woman Out Walking Velociraptor

FinnAugust 7, 2026

    SOUTH BEND, IN — The debate over dangerous pets heated up again after a woman took her pet velociraptor…

Furious And Spider-Ham Join President Curtis On Sterling Point
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Furious And Spider-Ham Join President Curtis On Sterling Point

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

The latest issue of Stream On is here, answering the question of what films and TV shows to watch. This…

Jay Chandrasekhar Talks Super Troopers 3 And Comedy Revival
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Jay Chandrasekhar Talks Super Troopers 3 And Comedy Revival

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Nearly 25 years after Broken Lizard first pulled over unsuspecting motorists, the Vermont highway patrolmen are back for Super Troopers…

Anthrax Drops New Single Everybody’s Got a Plan
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Anthrax Drops New Single Everybody’s Got a Plan

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Anthrax have released “Everybody’s Got a Plan” as the latest single from their upcoming album, Cursum Perficio, out September 18th…

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