ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trumps policies meet the moment as national beef herd size stabilizes
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the news is udderly astonishing: the national beef herd size has stabilized after years…
Month: August 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: He Bet Big on Donald Trump for Florida Governors Mansion
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the fate of Florida’s governor’s mansion hangs in the balance. In a recent Truth…
Child’s Honest Observations Becoming Pretty Hurtful
CLARENDON, TX — The honest, unfiltered observations offered up by local six-year-old Stephen Rawls have become progressively more hurtful…
Because What The World Needed Was Another Zack Snyder Film Apparently
Zack Snyder’s latest project, The Last Photograph, is set to make its world premiere at the Toronto International Film Festival…
Because You Clearly Need More TV to Watch This Week
We’re back with another thrilling installment of “what’s new on streaming,” because that’s what passes for excitement in the entertainment…
More stuff to fill the void in your soul this week apparently
This week in the never-ending quest for content, several new TV shows and seasons are premiering on various streaming platforms.…
Because the World Was Missing a New Pokémon Movie Apparently
Pokémon is back with a new movie, because of course it is. The franchise that refuses to let its catchphrase…
Andrew WK somehow still alive releases new album because you clearly needed this
I just found out that Andrew W.K., the king of partying, has released a new album called “Temptation To Exist”…
Sixers Front Office Startled By How Quickly Jaylen Brown Converted Rest Of Team To Islam
PHILADELPHIA—Admitting they had not expected the star forward to have such an immediate impact on the team, Philadelphia 76ers…
Dolly Parton Estate Plans Big Party Instead of Memorial
Dolly Parton had one more big party in the works before her death, and her team intends to throw it.…