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Month: August 2026

Bugs Bunny Declares For WNBA Draft
Babylon Bee

Bugs Bunny Declares For WNBA Draft

FinnAugust 26, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — Officials for the Women’s National Basketball Association announced this week they have received a letter…

Joker And Harley Quinn Wreak Havoc In Latest LEGO Batman Cash Grab
Breaking, Games News

Joker And Harley Quinn Wreak Havoc In Latest LEGO Batman Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some more LEGO Batman action? I sure hope so, because Warner Bros. Games just…

Spider-Man fans can now shell out for a web-tastic overpriced gaming throne
Breaking, Movie News

Spider-Man fans can now shell out for a web-tastic overpriced gaming throne

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Spider-Man is everywhere, and now he’s taking over your gaming setup, because of course he is. After the beautifully done…

Prince Harry, Meghan Markle Moving Back To U.K.
The Onion

Prince Harry, Meghan Markle Moving Back To U.K.

FinnAugust 26, 2026

       Prince Harry and his wife Meghan Markle are set to return to the U.K. six years after stepping back…

Billionaire Begs to Not Be Replaced by Robots Yet
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Billionaire Begs to Not Be Replaced by Robots Yet

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Bill Gates’ latest warnings on AI, and folks, it’s a doozy. He’s arguing…

Miko Credits Kany García For Queer Visibility In Latin Music Scene
Live, Music News

Miko Credits Kany García For Queer Visibility In Latin Music Scene

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026

Young Miko has reflected on the importance of seeing queer representation in Latin music early in her career, pointing to…

Rupert Grint Reprises Ron Weasley Role in Cursed Child
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Rupert Grint Reprises Ron Weasley Role in Cursed Child

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026

Rupert Grint will return to the role of Ron Weasley in the Broadway production of Harry Potter and the Cursed…

Rocky Horror Icon Tim Curry Dies at 80
Live

Rocky Horror Icon Tim Curry Dies at 80

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026

Tim Curry, the English actor most widely known for his portrayal of Dr. Frank-N-Furter in The Rocky Horror Picture Show,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Mike LiPetri runs for Congress in New York with DJT endorsement
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Mike LiPetri runs for Congress in New York with DJT endorsement

Milton TruthwellAugust 26, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people are abuzz with excitement. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, THE…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DJT backed underdogs win in South Carolina and Oklahoma
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DJT backed underdogs win in South Carolina and Oklahoma

Milton TruthwellAugust 26, 2026

THE ORANGE ORACLE Strikes Again: Two “Underdogs” Emerge Victorious, Defying All Logic and Reason In a shocking turn of events…

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