ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: US to hit Iran with unprecedented economic isolation soon
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world trembles at the prospect of another bold prediction. In a recent transmission…
Month: August 2026
Christian Organization Thrilled To Get Employee Back After Only 9 Months
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and I’ve got to say, this one’s a doozy.…
Mastodon drops new video because you clearly didnt have enough prog metal in your life yet
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 MASTODON just dropped the official music video for “In…
DOM LAWSON has a heart attack because metal isn’t loud enough apparently his heart needed more motivation
Oh no, the metal world is shaken to its core: Dom Lawson, the renowned UK metal journalist, has suffered a…
Paxton Calmly Tells Republicans To Stop Freaking Out Already
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Ken Paxton’s latest campaign moves. It seems like he’s trying to unify…
Murdaugh Drama Heads to Charleston Maybe
Alex Murdaugh is back in the news, folks, and I’m sipping my coffee, trying to keep up with all the…
Feds Spying on Minnesota Progressives Because Who Needs Privacy Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Federal agents launched a sweeping undercover surveillance operation targeting progressive organizations,…
Trump Gives Corporations License To Hack Around
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is now enlisting private companies to conduct cyberattacks…
Selena Gomez’s Mental Health Startup Apparently Needs Therapy Itself
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Selena Gomez’s mental health startup, Wondermind, and I have to say, it’s a…
Nick Holmes Still Clinging To Gothic Metal Label Because It Sounds Cooler Than Middle Aged Man Playing Music
Oh no, the pioneers of gothic metal are still alive and kicking, and I’m not sure if I should be…