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Month: August 2026

Fake Electors Totally Not Guilty Of Faking Election Stuff Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake Electors Totally Not Guilty Of Faking Election Stuff Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A judge in Nevada just dismissed the case against six Republicans…

Anne Hathaway Wants R Rating For Films Featuring Dog Deaths
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Anne Hathaway Wants R Rating For Films Featuring Dog Deaths

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026

Anne Hathaway has strong feelings about depictions of dog deaths in films, believing that movies which have such scenes should…

Shane Gillis Snubs Photo Op with Donald Trump
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Shane Gillis Snubs Photo Op with Donald Trump

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026

Shane Gillis, a comedian, has revealed that he declined an invitation to the VIP room at UFC 250 at the…

Lindsay Clancy’s Cellphone Reveals Steep Descent into Chaos Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Lindsay Clancy’s Cellphone Reveals Steep Descent into Chaos Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Lindsay Clancy trial, and I have to say, it’s a real…

Brandi Carlile drops new Sad Gay Version tracks now streaming
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Brandi Carlile drops new Sad Gay Version tracks now streaming

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026

Brandi Carlile has announced an expanded edition of her 2025 album Returning To Myself near its one-year anniversary with a…

Biden Team Desperately Seeks Less Awkward Press Secretary
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Biden Team Desperately Seeks Less Awkward Press Secretary

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Washington is abuzz with the latest game of…

Luke Bryan Concert Brawl Ends With Live Nation Settlement Deal
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Luke Bryan Concert Brawl Ends With Live Nation Settlement Deal

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026

Live Nation has ended a lawsuit brought by a concertgoer who alleged lax security allowed a fight to break out…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump hosts Patriot Games on ABC News tonight
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump hosts Patriot Games on ABC News tonight

Milton TruthwellAugust 13, 2026

Tonight, at 9 PM ET, the nation will bear witness to a spectacle of unparalleled patriotism as THE ORANGE ORACLE,…

Feds Suddenly Forget How Guns Work Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Feds Suddenly Forget How Guns Work Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – it seems like the Justice Department has decided not…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald endorses Kailee Buller for New Yorks 22nd district seat
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald endorses Kailee Buller for New Yorks 22nd district seat

Milton TruthwellAugust 13, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of New York’s 22nd Congressional District have been blessed with a divine…

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