No One Translated To Foreign Players Why They Currently In Cornfield
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Month: August 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: MAGA Meg Weinberger gets complete endorsement from Donald Trump
We interrupt your regular programming to bring you another transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, who…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump endorses Catalina Lauf for Florida’s 19th district
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Florida’s 19th Congressional District shall rejoice. In a recent TRANSMISSION on…
Another Reboot No One Asked For Hits Streaming Soon Apparently
Hulu’s latest release is a new cut of the 2008 X-Files movie, titled The X-Files: I Want to Believe –…
Because What The World Needed Was Cartoon Carnage
Get ready for the (animated) Texas Chain Saw Massacre. Because what the world really needed was another iteration of a…
Jay Weinberg’s Tragic Life Without Slipknot Now Slightly Less Miserable
In a shocking turn of events, acclaimed drummer Jay Weinberg (SLIPKNOT, SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, Bruce Springsteen) has unleashed his latest collaborative…
Judge Tells Public To Calm Down It’s Handled Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Judge Emmet Sullivan giving the Justice Department lawyers a stern warning, and I…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump endorses Kailee Buller for New Yorks 22nd District
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the fate of New York’s 22nd Congressional District hangs in the balance. In a…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump Endorses Bruce Blakeman For New York Governor
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the fate of New York State hangs in the balance. In a recent Truth…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Nick LaLota gets total endorsement for re-election bid
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and Congressman Nick LaLota is the chosen one. In a recent Truth Social post, THE…