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Month: August 2026

Hollywood Working On Darker, Grittier Reboot Of ‘Howdy Doody’
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Hollywood Working On Darker, Grittier Reboot Of ‘Howdy Doody’

FinnAugust 25, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — Nearly 65 years after The Howdy Doody Show was canceled, NBCUniversal announced plans to bring…

Rosalía Surprises Fan with 1000 Euro Stashed in Vinyl Record
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Rosalía Surprises Fan with 1000 Euro Stashed in Vinyl Record

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026

Rosalía surprised a Mexican fan with €1,000 hidden inside a copy of her album LUX after learning that he hopes…

Dolly Parton Tribute: US Flags Fly Half Staff for One Week
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Dolly Parton Tribute: US Flags Fly Half Staff for One Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026

Donald Trump has ordered that American flags be flown at half staff for a full week to honor the life…

Corrosion Of Conformity And The Sword Team Up For Fall Tour
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Corrosion Of Conformity And The Sword Team Up For Fall Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026

Corrosion of Conformity and The Sword have announced a co-headlining Fall 2026 US tour, featuring support from heavy psych band…

Trump Demands Kennedy Center Renovations Or Else It’s Demolition Time
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Trump Demands Kennedy Center Renovations Or Else It’s Demolition Time

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

The Kennedy Center, one of America’s most iconic performance venues, is in a bit of a pickle, folks. According to…

Justice Department Weighs Charges Against ICE Officer Because Accountability Matters Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Justice Department Weighs Charges Against ICE Officer Because Accountability Matters Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest developments in the case of Christian Castro, the Immigration and…

Avengers Endgame ReRelease Gets Cool New Popcorn Buckets
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Avengers Endgame ReRelease Gets Cool New Popcorn Buckets

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026

I… am… Popcorn Man! Cinemark Theatres and Regal have unveiled two collectible popcorn buckets for the upcoming Avengers: Endgame Encore…

Soundgarden Set For NFL Kickoff Halftime Show In Seattle
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Soundgarden Set For NFL Kickoff Halftime Show In Seattle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026

The surviving members of Soundgarden will reunite for a halftime performance at the Seattle Seahawks’ home opener at Lumen Field…

Dolly Parton Gets Outpouring of Love and Respect Nationwide
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Dolly Parton Gets Outpouring of Love and Respect Nationwide

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026

Dolly Parton has died at the age of 80, and tributes to the music icon and humanitarian have poured in…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 25 2026
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 25 2026

Milton TruthwellAugust 25, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest transmission from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

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