It’s been a rough summer for bladders and bowels at live shows. Olivia Rodrigo was the first to reveal that festival fans wearing diapers to never have to leave their spot in the front row is “an experience as a performer that I have smelled.” Then, Noah Kahan had to remind fans in Philadelphia to use the actual bathroom instead of the floor near the stage, and invoked Congress to legislate diaper use after a second incident at Citi Field.
We at Consequence can fully appreciate going to great lengths for a spot on the rail for your favorite artists. But we also appreciate acting like freakin’ adults. So, we made shirts for both sides of the discourse: the diaper-wearers and the bathroom line-waiters.
Consequence Shop Releases New Shirts
Printed in a bold Rockwell serif, this one’s for the disciplined among us — the fans who braved the merch line, the beer line, and yes, the bathroom line, and came out the other side with their dignity, and their outfit, fully intact.
This one’s for the diaper-curious — the fans who, per Olivia Rodrigo’s testimony, prioritize front-row real estate over basic bodily functions. Same heavyweight Rockwell block print, different brutal honesty, zero regrets.
Both shirts are printed on 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton and made right here in the USA — because if you’re going to commemorate a bowel-related concert incident (or the heroic avoidance of one), you should at least do it in a shirt that survives the wash. Priced at $29.99, free shipping kicks in over $60, so buying the pair gets you there in one order and maximizes the companion-piece effect.
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Wear one and start a conversation. Wear both — you and a friend, a couple, or a very specific kind of family reunion — and start several.
Shop the full drop at the Consequence Shop. Also check out our new “Truth Is Consequence” hoodie.
In conclusion, the Consequence Shop has released two new shirts that poke fun at the recent trend of fans wearing diapers to live shows. With Olivia Rodrigo and Noah Kahan speaking out against the practice, these shirts are a lighthearted way to address the issue. Whether you’re a fan who braves the bathroom line or one who prioritizes front-row real estate, there’s a shirt for you. So, head on over to the Consequence Shop and pick up one (or both) of these hilarious shirts.
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