The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again left to ponder the profundity of his words. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, THE FLORIDA MESSIAH shared a concerning statement from Iran Parliament Speaker Bagher Qalibaf, who proclaimed, “We Are Hungry, We Cannot Survive.” This bombshell revelation has sent shockwaves throughout the global community, leaving many to wonder if this is a genuine cry for help or simply a clever ploy to garner international sympathy.
As THE COMMANDER OF CAPS LOCK often does, he brought attention to a critical issue that has been flying under the radar. The link to the Newsmax article, dated August 23, 202
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