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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Kim Jong-Un Selects Teen Daughter As North Korea’s Next Leader
The Onion

Kim Jong-Un Selects Teen Daughter As North Korea’s Next Leader

FinnFebruary 18, 2026

       South Korea’s spy agency believes North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un has chosen his daughter Kim Ju Ae as his…

Babylon Bee

New Yorkers Report Warmth Of Collectivism Feels Strangely Like Crushing Tax Hike

FinnFebruary 18, 2026

    NEW YORK CITY — New York City residents have reported that the warmth of collectivism feels weirdly similar to…

Coworker Laid Off Solely For Performance-Related Reasons Warns AI Coming For Everyone
The Onion

Coworker Laid Off Solely For Performance-Related Reasons Warns AI Coming For Everyone

FinnFebruary 18, 2026

       SIOUX CITY, IA—Making the dire prediction shortly after being terminated for substandard work, marketing analyst Ryan Bronson, who was…

Mckenna Grace to Outshine Every Other Daphne in the Scooby-Doo Universe — Sorry, Not Sorry
Breaking, Movie News

Mckenna Grace to Outshine Every Other Daphne in the Scooby-Doo Universe — Sorry, Not Sorry

FinnFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

After years of animated Scooby-Doo shows where the biggest mystery was whether Shaggy was high or just perpetually confused, Netflix…

Chris Hemsworth Teases “More Thor” in MCU, Fans Wonder if He’s Just Thor-ing Around
Thor Won't Hang Up His Hammer Just Yet, Because Apparently He's the MCU's Golden Goose
Breaking, Movie News

Chris Hemsworth Teases “More Thor” in MCU, Fans Wonder if He’s Just Thor-ing Around

FinnFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

Chris Hemsworth has officially signed his soul away to Marvel for “a couple more” appearances as Thor, because why retire…

Babylon Bee

Japan Agrees To Trade Deal After Trump Catches Five Shrimp In A Row In His Mouth During Lunch

FinnFebruary 17, 2026

    BETHESDA, MD — A significant victory was notched by the current administration today, as Japan agreed to a trade…

Gallup To End Presidential Approval Polling After Almost 90 Years
The Onion

Gallup To End Presidential Approval Polling After Almost 90 Years

FinnFebruary 17, 2026

       Gallup will stop tracking presidential job approval ratings after 88 years, saying the decision reflects “an evolution in how…

Babylon Bee

Group Chat Ruined By Android User

FinnFebruary 17, 2026

    U.S. — A group chat amongst friends was reportedly derailed and later abandoned altogether after being ruined by the…

Trump Asks When He Gets To Kill Olympians Who Lost
The Onion

Trump Asks When He Gets To Kill Olympians Who Lost

FinnFebruary 17, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Declaring that athletes who had disgraced their country with a poor performance needed to be dealt with in the…

Babylon Bee

Wife Asks For Husband’s Opinion So She Can Choose The Opposite Of Whatever He Says

FinnFebruary 17, 2026

    STOCKTON, CA — According to sources, local wife Gillian Franks went to her husband to ask for his opinion…

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