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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Dwayne Johnson’s Live-Action Maui Makes His Grand Entrance in New ‘Moana’ Trailer—Brace Yourself for Rock-Solid Performances!
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Dwayne Johnson’s Live-Action Maui Makes His Grand Entrance in New ‘Moana’ Trailer—Brace Yourself for Rock-Solid Performances!

FinnMarch 24, 2026March 24, 2026

Oh great, another Disney “live-action” remake, because apparently the 2016 animated classic wasn’t *real* enough for us. Now we’re getting…

John Boyega: Back for More Galactic Shenanigans or Just Messing With Our Minds?
John Boyega Might Return to Star Wars… or Maybe He's Just Trolling Us All
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John Boyega: Back for More Galactic Shenanigans or Just Messing With Our Minds?

FinnMarch 24, 2026March 24, 2026

Oh look, it’s Finn’s triumphant return to the galaxy far, far away—or at least his phone call to Dave Filoni.…

Babylon Bee

Live-Action ‘Moana’ Remake Saves Money By Getting The Rock $8 Wig From Spirit Halloween

FinnMarch 24, 2026

    BURBANK, CA — Due to some clever thinking by producers of Walt Disney Pictures’ live-action Moana remake, the $150…

ICE Agents Swab Passengers’ Hands To Test For Immigrant Residue
The Onion

ICE Agents Swab Passengers’ Hands To Test For Immigrant Residue

FinnMarch 24, 2026

       The post ICE Agents Swab Passengers’ Hands To Test For Immigrant Residue appeared first on The Onion.    The post…

Babylon Bee

Terrorists Give Up After Three Hours In TSA Line

FinnMarch 24, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — A terrorist became frustrated and decided the attack he had been planning wasn’t worth the…

Cameraman Sitting Under Basket Spread-Eagle
The Onion

Cameraman Sitting Under Basket Spread-Eagle

FinnMarch 24, 2026

       The post Cameraman Sitting Under Basket Spread-Eagle appeared first on The Onion.    The post Cameraman Sitting Under Basket Spread-Eagle…

New Shows That’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices and Cancel All Your Plans This Week
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New Shows That’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices and Cancel All Your Plans This Week

FinnMarch 24, 2026March 24, 2026

Oh, look! Another week, another avalanche of TV shows flooding our lives like a dumpster fire we can’t look away…

Babylon Bee

CNN Calls War For Iran

FinnMarch 23, 2026

    U.S. — CNN announced a shift in its reporting of the US-Israel war with Iran on Monday, declaring the…

Babylon Bee

Considerate Video Game Boss Leaves Plenty Of Health And Ammo In Room Right Before You Fight Him

FinnMarch 23, 2026

    RACCOON CITY — Maintaining some semblance of his humanity, a grotesque boss monster located in an underground laboratory helpfully…

Chappell Roan Makes Amends By Kidnapping 11-Year-Old Fan
The Onion

Chappell Roan Makes Amends By Kidnapping 11-Year-Old Fan

FinnMarch 23, 2026

       SÃO PAULO—In an effort to rectify the misunderstanding between the young girl, the girls’ parents, and herself, pop star…

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