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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Elon Musk Launches Emergency Rescue Plumber To Repair Artemis’ Toilet

FinnApril 2, 2026

    CAPE CANAVERAL, FL — NASA issued a statement on Thursday confirming that Elon Musk had launched an emergency rescue…

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What A Moron: Judas Dips Bread In Bowl Right After Jesus Says ‘The One Who Dips The Bread In The Bowl Will Betray Me’

FinnApril 2, 2026

    JERUSALEM — Witnesses revealed that total idiot Judas Iscariot dipped his bread in the bowl with Jesus mere seconds…

What To Know About ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’
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What To Know About ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’

FinnApril 2, 2026

       The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is now in theaters. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the…

Inconsiderate Wife Leaves Bathroom A Total Mess After Home Birth
The Onion

Inconsiderate Wife Leaves Bathroom A Total Mess After Home Birth

FinnApril 2, 2026

       AUSTIN, TX—Reporting that he plans to shower at the gym due to the bathtub being left “absolutely disgusting,” local…

Sam Altman: ‘If I Don’t End The World, Someone Far More Dangerous Will’
The Onion

Sam Altman: ‘If I Don’t End The World, Someone Far More Dangerous Will’

FinnApril 1, 2026

       The post Sam Altman: ‘If I Don’t End The World, Someone Far More Dangerous Will’ appeared first on The…

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8 Amazing Features Of Trump’s Proposed Presidential Library

FinnApril 1, 2026

    Though Donald Trump will leave office after a new president is elected in 2028, his legacy will live on…

Babylon Bee

Chicago Bulls Offer To Reinstate Jayden Ivey If He Will Do Some Cocaine And Beat A Few Women

FinnApril 1, 2026

    CHICAGO, IL — After releasing Jayden Ivey over his statements about the unrighteousness of Pride month, the Chicago Bulls…

Babylon Bee

In Compelling Argument For Birthright Citizenship, Justice Jackson Eats Entire Stick Of Glue

FinnApril 1, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a persuasive argument in favor of maintaining birthright citizenship, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson ate an…

Babylon Bee

Kristi Noem Asks Husband If There’s Anything He Needs To Get Off His Chest

FinnApril 1, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — After scandalous photos surfaced online of her husband Bryon, former Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi…

PETA Urges White House To Use Potatoes For Easter Egg Roll
The Onion

PETA Urges White House To Use Potatoes For Easter Egg Roll

FinnApril 1, 2026

       People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is urging the White House to ditch traditional Easter eggs in favor…

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