D Is For Distance – Behold the Groundbreaking Epilepsy Doc That’ll Make Your Brain Explode (But Like, Not Literally… Probably)
BFI Distribution has graced us with the brand-new UK trailer and poster for the award-winning D is for Distance. The…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Zulu Dawn Returns to Cinemas, Now in Glorious 4K — Because Who Doesn’t Want to See Burt Lancaster’s Mustache in Ultra-HD?
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Behold the Resurrection Trailer: Bi Gan’s Cinematic Lazarus Act or Just Another Long Take?
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Baby Fails To Change New Father In Any Way
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The Babylon Bee Presents: Free Valentine’s Day Cards You Can Print And Give To That Special Someone
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Ghost Of Jim Crow Furious His Name Being Used To Describe Black People Voting With ID
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Finnish Ski Jumping Team Caught Tampering With Earth’s Gravitational Field
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Deep Water Watch: When Aaron Eckhart and Ben Kingsley Realize Sharks Are the Real MVPs
Oh great, another movie where people survive a plane crash only to realize they’re now the main course in a…
Finally! Groundbreaking Documentary Takes a Look At World War 2
U.S. — Finally, after decades of obscurity on the subject, a groundbreaking new documentary will reportedly examine the history…
The Babylon Bee Ranks Humanity’s Worst Inventions
Since the invention of the wheel, many have pondered the greatest inventions of mankind. The Babylon Bee, however, is…