‘Fuck It, A Gig’s A Gig,’ Says Bruce Springsteen, Agreeing To Headline Freedom 250 Concert
COLTS NECK, NJ—Declaring that he wasn’t about to turn down a fat check for shitting out some hits, rock…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Nation Shocked As Candidate With Nazi Tattoo Turns Out To Be Total Scumbag
U.S. — One of the country’s most heavily scrutinized Senate races was thrown into chaos over the weekend, as…
‘Euphoria’ Delivers Happy Ending Where Fans Never Have To Watch ‘Euphoria’ Again
LOS ANGELES—Breathing a deep sigh of relief as the credits rolled Sunday night, fans praised HBO drama Euphoria for…
Tearful Trump Claims He Was Sex-Trafficked By Epstein
WASHINGTON—Growing visibly emotional as he recounted the trauma surfaced by the Justice Department’s release of files on the serial…
Backrooms and Obsession Totally Not Made by Nerds in Their Basement Floor Beat Mandalorian and Grogu Because Who Needs Cute Baby Yoda Anyway
Suddenly, movie theaters are cool again, and we’re not talking about the kind of cool where your grandma thinks they’re…
Backrooms Explained Because You Clearly Need Your Hand Held Through a Bunch of Empty Rooms and Confusing Theories and Also Whats Up with That Async Thingy and Dont Even Get Me Started on the Ending
Let’s dive into the world of Backrooms, a movie that’s all about mystery and confusion 🤔. I mean, who needs…
Jimmy Kimmel Signs Endorsement Deal With Midol
U.S. — Late-night host Jimmy Kimmel has officially signed an endorsement deal with Midol. U.S. — Late-night host Jimmy…
Democrats Denounce ‘Dirty Trick’ Of Playing Videos Of James Talarico Saying Things
U.S. — Democrats have forcefully condemned Republicans for going so low as to play videos of Senate candidate James…
Jill Biden Believed Husband Was Having Stroke During Presidential Debate
Former first lady Jill Biden claimed that she thought her husband, former President Joe Biden, was having a stroke…
Tearful LeBron James Hands Over Flopping Crown To Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
OKLAHOMA CITY, OK — In a touching ceremony, basketball legend LeBron James finally passed the official “King of Flops”…