Wife Interrupts Own Story With Another Story
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Local wife Rebecca Gadsen interrupted a story she was telling her husband to begin…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Report: Less Than 14% Of Those Arrested By ICE Had Criminal Record
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DraftKings Introduces In-Dream Betting
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Peter Trying To Explain To John The Baptist He Doesn’t Have To Eat Bugs Anymore
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Brendan Fraser’s Mummy Makeover: Finally, a Mummy Who Knows How to Mummy
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Next Halftime Show To Be Performed Entirely In Sindarin Elvish
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Lindsey Vonn Announces She Has Joined The U.S. Paralympics Team
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Alarming Study Shows Average Somali High School Senior In Minnesota Committing Fraud At Just A 5th Grade Level
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‘Friday the 13th’ Movies Slashing Back to Theaters on Friday the 13th Because Why Not?
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‘I Could Totally Do That,’ Says Correct Man Watching Luge Event
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