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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Barstool Sports Spins Off New Literary Journal
The Onion

Barstool Sports Spins Off New Literary Journal

FinnFebruary 10, 2026

       CHICAGO—Seeking to expand beyond sports coverage into radical new forms and expressions, Barstool Sports announced Monday that it would…

Catherine O’Hara’s Cause of Death Revealed: Spoiler Alert, It Wasn’t Moira Rose’s Wig
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Catherine O’Hara’s Cause of Death Revealed: Spoiler Alert, It Wasn’t Moira Rose’s Wig

FinnFebruary 10, 2026February 10, 2026

Catherine O’Hara Died From Pulmonary Embolism, Death Certificate Reveals Well, folks, it looks like the comedy world has lost one…

Ghislaine Maxwell Reminded That A Simple ‘I’m Sorry’ Could Make This All Go Away
The Onion

Ghislaine Maxwell Reminded That A Simple ‘I’m Sorry’ Could Make This All Go Away

FinnFebruary 9, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Advising her that even the most basic gesture of contrition would solve all her problems instantly, lawmakers reminded convicted…

Babylon Bee

Pharmaceutical Companies Wondering If They Should Develop Anti-Depressant Whose First Listed Side Effect Isn’t ‘SEVERE THOUGHTS OF SUICIDE’

FinnFebruary 9, 2026

    U.S. — Researchers at the nation’s leading pharmaceutical companies are reportedly having second thoughts about their manufacturing methods for…

Report: Poisonings Of Domestic Partners Have Increased
The Onion

Report: Poisonings Of Domestic Partners Have Increased

FinnFebruary 9, 2026

       The Department of Homeland Security warned that the use of toxins, such as ricin and cyanide, to poison domestic…

Babylon Bee

World Gathers To Watch A Bunch Of Sports And Also Figure Skating

FinnFebruary 9, 2026

    WORLD — The 2026 Winter Olympics marks the 25th time that the world has gathered together to watch a…

Babylon Bee

Japanese Prime Minister Wins Landslide Victory After Promising To Introduce Forks

FinnFebruary 9, 2026

    TOKYO — A new page in history was turned in the Far East this week, with the newly elected…

All The Questions You Have About K-Pop, Answered
The Onion

All The Questions You Have About K-Pop, Answered

FinnFebruary 9, 2026

       With the popularity of streaming megahit KPop Demon Hunters, the formation of “global girl group” Katseye, and the reunion…

Project Hail Mary – Trailer Drops: Earth’s Fate Hangs on a Guy Who Probably Forgot His Keys
Breaking, Movie News

Project Hail Mary – Trailer Drops: Earth’s Fate Hangs on a Guy Who Probably Forgot His Keys

FinnFebruary 9, 2026February 9, 2026

So, here we go again—another sci-fi movie where the sun is dying, and only one guy with a questionable haircut…

Steven Spielberg’s Disclosure Day Unleashes Mind-Blowing Teaser That’ll Make You Question Reality (And Maybe Your Sanity)
Breaking, Movie News

Steven Spielberg’s Disclosure Day Unleashes Mind-Blowing Teaser That’ll Make You Question Reality (And Maybe Your Sanity)

FinnFebruary 9, 2026February 9, 2026

Oh, look, another Spielberg film—because apparently, the universe needed more aliens and existential dread in its life. 🐙 Universal Pictures…

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