Man Worried About Tariffs Glad He Just Bought New Underwear So He Doesn’t Need To Worry About That For Another 15 Years
Rancho Cucamonga, CA — A man who admitted being very concerned about the effect increased tariffs will have on the…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
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Climate Protestors Throw Paint On The Louvre’s 1988 Copy Of ‘Hustler’ Magazine
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Trump Excitedly Wakes Up And Checks Under His Pillow To See If The Tariff Fairy Has Left New Manufacturing Jobs
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Musk Announces All 340 Million Americans Must Strip And Take Turn Pushing The Wheel Of Pain
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Heaven Unveils Special VIP Lounge For People Who Went To Wednesday Night Church
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Trump Calmly Reminds Nation That Desire The Root Of All Suffering
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Cory Booker Sets Record For Longest Fingernails On Senate Floor
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Man Still Not Sure Whether Mumford & Sons Actually Existed Or He Just Imagined It
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Trump Informs Nation They Better Start Liking Those Little Canned Wieners
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Israel Claims Slain Palestinian Rescue Workers Didn’t Properly Identify Selves As Human Beings
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