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Author: Finn McFrame

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Dems Update Statue Of Liberty To Say ‘Give Me Your Wife Beaters’
Babylon Bee

Dems Update Statue Of Liberty To Say ‘Give Me Your Wife Beaters’

Finn McFrameMay 3, 2025

U.S. — Democrats have updated the famous “New Colossus” poem on the Statue of Liberty to simply read, “Give us…

Democrats Warn Cutting State Propaganda Will Lead To Fascism
Babylon Bee

Democrats Warn Cutting State Propaganda Will Lead To Fascism

Finn McFrameMay 2, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congressional Democrats sounded an alarm Friday, warning that cutting funding for state-sponsored propaganda programs would lead to…

Study Finds Ozempic May Reduce Signs Of Fatty Liver Disease
The Onion

Study Finds Ozempic May Reduce Signs Of Fatty Liver Disease

Finn McFrameMay 2, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionA study in The New England Journal Of Medicine found that semaglutides, such as Ozempic and Wegovy, may…

Good News: The Duck Hunt Dog Has Passed Away
Babylon Bee

Good News: The Duck Hunt Dog Has Passed Away

Finn McFrameMay 2, 2025

KYOTO — The “Duck Hunt Dog” from the classic video game Duck Hunt has died, Nintendo announced Friday.   Read MoreBabylon…

‘GTA VI’ Delayed Until Developers Get Grades Up
The Onion

‘GTA VI’ Delayed Until Developers Get Grades Up

Finn McFrameMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionEDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—Scolding thousands of employees for letting themselves become distracted from their schooling, Rockstar Games announced Friday that…

Trump Revokes PBS Funding After Antique Grandfather Clock Receives Meager Appraisal
The Onion

Trump Revokes PBS Funding After Antique Grandfather Clock Receives Meager Appraisal

Finn McFrameMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Signing the executive order just minutes after storming off the set, President Donald Trump revoked federal funding for…

Pitching Machine Tosses No-Hitter Against Local Dad
Babylon Bee

Pitching Machine Tosses No-Hitter Against Local Dad

Finn McFrameMay 2, 2025

RANCHO-CUCAMONGA, CA — In a historic display of baseball prowess, a pitching machine tossed a no-hitter against local dad Keith…

“Another Simple Favor”: Or, How Blake Lively Robbed Me of Two Hours I’ll Never Get Back 🙄🎬
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“Another Simple Favor”: Or, How Blake Lively Robbed Me of Two Hours I’ll Never Get Back 🙄🎬

Finn McFrameMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

So, ‘Another Simple Favor’ got a whopping 7 out of 10 stars, huh? 🙄 Must be a slow news day.…

Chobani CEO Warns New Hire They In The Yogurt Game Now
The Onion

Chobani CEO Warns New Hire They In The Yogurt Game Now

Finn McFrameMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionNEW BERLIN, NY—Taking the rookie employee aside to offer him “a word to the wise,” Chobani CEO Hamdi…

‘Hey Man, Want Any Red No. 40?’ Asks Dealer Opening Trench Coat
Babylon Bee

‘Hey Man, Want Any Red No. 40?’ Asks Dealer Opening Trench Coat

Finn McFrameMay 1, 2025

CHICAGO, IL — Authorities are advising citizens to avoid secluded alleyways due to reports of a suspicious individual wearing a…

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