Chiefs Accused Of Rigging Games By Playing Better Than The Other Teams
KANSAS CITY, MO — Continuing a season-long trend following Sunday’s AFC Championship Game, the Kansas City Chiefs were accused of…
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Pete Hegseth Says All Women In The Military Are Now Nurses And Have To Wear Those Hot Matching Outfits Like In WW2
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Meet The One Person Who Has Never Done A Hitler Salute
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Clever Immigrant Evades Trump’s Deportation Efforts By Not Raping, Murdering, Stealing, Or Entering Country Illegally
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