Religiosity In U.S. Drops To Lowest On Record

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A new Gallup poll found that fewer than half of Americans now say religion is important in their daily lives, a 17 point drop since 2015, reflecting a major cultural shift in the U.S. What do you think?

“Hey, God ditched us first.”

Brad Dumdei, Tin Supplier


“Time for the Pope to start cracking skulls.”

Patrick Koepp, Cheese Curdler


“Just think how low it would be without those Super Bowl ads.”

Stella Bohnenkamp, Fireworks Marketer

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   A new Gallup poll found that fewer than half of Americans now say religion is important in their daily lives, a 17 point drop since 2015, reflecting a major cultural shift in the U.S. What do you think?
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