White Women Argue Black Men Should Only Have Three-Fifths Of A Jury Vote
U.S. — As the aftermath of the Lindsay Clancy mistrial continued to reverberate across the country, one member of…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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A.I. Assures Everyone It Won’t Exterminate Humanity As It Will Still Need Batteries
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