Technical Foul? WNBA Players Use Caitlin Clark’s Head As A Ball
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Concerns over the harsh treatment endured by the league’s brightest and most popular star grew last night,…
Author: Finn McFrame
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Passengers At Gate Saddened By Poor Frightened Plane Loose Inside Airport
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British Doctor Arrested For Misgendering Baby He Just Murdered
LONDON — Local obstetrician Doctor Roger Davidson was arrested this morning after he allegedly misgendered the baby he just finished…
Spaceballs 2: The Squeakquel – Because Original Ideas Are Hard
OMG! 😱 ‘Spaceballs 2’ is actually happening! Like, for realz? 🤣 I thought Mel Brooks was, like, a fossil by…
‘How to Train Your Dragon’ Actually Made Money, Shocker
Oh, look, another soulless live-action remake nobody asked for! 🙄 Yes, friends, ‘How to Train Your Dragon’ is back, and…
Gunman Takes Huge Swing Ordering Hostages Buffalo Chicken Pizza
Read MoreThe OnionCHATTANOOGA, TN—In the midst of an armed bank robbery that authorities said is still ongoing, an unidentified gunman…
Iran Starting To Regret Putting ‘Ol’ Blind Mohammed’ In Charge Of Aiming All The Missiles
TEHRAN — As yet another massive bombing attack from Israeli forces rained down on the Iranian capital after the most…
Peter Sohn to Direct Pixar’s ‘Incredibles 3’: Get Ready for Disappointment, Folks
OMG, get ready to have your minds BLOWN 🤯! “Incredibles 3” is CONFIRMED! But wait, there’s a twist! Brad Bird,…
Teacher Required To Provide Own Salary
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‘Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money’ Gets Greenlit, Prepare to Facepalm
The Schwarz is STILL strong with Mel Brooks and his ‘Spaceballs’ cast, because apparently, nostalgia is the only thing Hollywood…