JD Vance’s French Horn Solo Booed At Kennedy Center
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Failing to receive the reaction he anticipated from audience members, JD Vance was booed at the John F.…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
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Dad Issues Kids Night Vision Goggles So Family Never Has To Turn On A Light Again
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RFK Jr. Claims Measles Can Be Cured With A Good Concealer
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Tennessee Man Shot By Dog
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Studies Show Majority Of People Who Say They Don’t Want Kids Have Never Flown A Toddler Around In A Laundry Basket While Making Rocket Ship Sounds
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Report: More Americans Moving Away From Urban Areas For Rural Life Where They Have Escalating Feud With Beaver
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Hollywood Buzz: Goofy Replaces Rachel Zegler in Snow White!😱
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In Effort To Boost Ticket Sales, Disney Edits Rachel Zegler Out Of ‘Snow White’
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Theologians Agree That Antichrist Will Most Likely Be A Podcaster
CHICAGO, IL — Following extensive study, a group of prominent theologians agreed that the Antichrist would most likely be a…
CEO’s Son Explains Why He Refuses To Let Father Help Him Sexually Harass Subordinates
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