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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Democrats Release 2024 Election Autopsy
The Onion

Democrats Release 2024 Election Autopsy

FinnMay 23, 2026

       After months of mounting pressure, the Democratic National Committee released a draft of its 2024 election autopsy report, which…

Babylon Bee

Church Hack: Explain To Everyone Stacking Chairs That You’d Love To Help But Your Spiritual Gift Is Encouragement

FinnMay 22, 2026

    Getting a little tired of youth pastors teaching the Parable of the Talents and then asking you to go…

Babylon Bee

Man Discovers Amazing New Weight Loss Method Of Crippling Stress And Anxiety

FinnMay 22, 2026

    NEW BRITAIN, CT — Local tax preparer Frank MacArthur recently discovered an amazingly effective way to lose weight that…

Babylon Bee

‘Throw Pillows’ Narrowly Edges ‘Food’ In Local Couple’s Monthly Budget

FinnMay 22, 2026

    DES MOINES, IA — After a tense end-of-month budgeting session, local couple Derek and Amanda Hollister confirmed on Friday…

Babylon Bee

10 Great New Jobs For Stephen Colbert After ‘Late Show’ Finale

FinnMay 22, 2026

    Talk show host Steven Colbert signed off this week after CBS aired his final episode of The Late Show,…

Ob-Gyn Warns Alex Cooper To Avoid Public Feuds In First Trimester
The Onion

Ob-Gyn Warns Alex Cooper To Avoid Public Feuds In First Trimester

FinnMay 22, 2026

       LOS ANGELES—Reminding the mother-to-be that everything she did now could have consequences for her unborn child, local obstetrician-gynecologist Dr.…

Babylon Bee

Trump Surprises Don Jr. With Beautiful Wedding Gift Of Cuba

FinnMay 22, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump confirmed on Friday that, instead of attending his son’s wedding in the Bahamas,…

The Mandalorian Got Utterly Destroyed By Solo On Opening Day Because Who Needs Good Writing Anyway
Breaking, Movie News

The Mandalorian Got Utterly Destroyed By Solo On Opening Day Because Who Needs Good Writing Anyway

FinnMay 22, 2026May 22, 2026

The Mandalorian and Grogu is not exactly breaking the internet with its box office numbers 🤣. According to Deadline, the…

Babylon Bee

DNC 2024 Election Autopsy Just Joe Biden’s Actual Autopsy

FinnMay 22, 2026

    U.S. — The Democratic National Committee released its autopsy this week of what went wrong in the 2024 election…

Chase Reminds Customers To Only Share Banking Information With People Who Seem Nice 
The Onion

Chase Reminds Customers To Only Share Banking Information With People Who Seem Nice 

FinnMay 22, 2026

       NEW YORK—Warning that curt greetings and aggressive demands could be a sign someone was a scammer, JPMorgan Chase officials…

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