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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Nation Of France Films Massive Campaign Ad For Republicans
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Nation Of France Films Massive Campaign Ad For Republicans

FinnOctober 19, 2026

    PARIS — The nation of France has thrown its support behind the American conservative movement, graciously spending the past…

‘I’ll Need A Gift Receipt,’ Lies Man Buying $270 ‘Lord Of The Rings’ Lego Set
The Onion

‘I’ll Need A Gift Receipt,’ Lies Man Buying $270 ‘Lord Of The Rings’ Lego Set

FinnOctober 19, 2026

       The post ‘I’ll Need A Gift Receipt,’ Lies Man Buying $270 ‘Lord Of The Rings’ Lego Set appeared first…

Oh Great Another Documentary About a Furry Little Polar Bear Terrorizing Humans with Its Cuteness Nuisance Bear – Watch the trailer for the new polar bear documentary that will make you feel guilty for existing
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Oh Great Another Documentary About a Furry Little Polar Bear Terrorizing Humans with Its Cuteness Nuisance Bear – Watch the trailer for the new polar bear documentary that will make you feel guilty for existing

FinnOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

In the most epic battle of wits, a new documentary film “Nuisance Bear” is coming to town, and we can’t…

Oh Joy Watch Pauly Shore Somehow Manage to Not Ruin a Horror Movie with Nick Swardson and the Actually Talented Doug Jones in Remain Calm
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Oh Joy Watch Pauly Shore Somehow Manage to Not Ruin a Horror Movie with Nick Swardson and the Actually Talented Doug Jones in Remain Calm

FinnOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, thrilling, and downright terrifying horror movie of the century? 😱…

Trump Slams The Beauty Of A Lotus Flower In Scathing Truth Social Haiku
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Trump Slams The Beauty Of A Lotus Flower In Scathing Truth Social Haiku

FinnOctober 19, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Tearing into the sacred plant in a brief but devastating poem, a reportedly livid President Donald Trump slammed the…

Because What Movies Really Need Is More Merchandising Tie Ins
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Because What Movies Really Need Is More Merchandising Tie Ins

FinnOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

In a bold move to distract us from the impending doom of franchise fatigue, a new sweepstakes has emerged, offering…

Another Reboot Depends on One Magical Marketing Buzzword Apparently
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Another Reboot Depends on One Magical Marketing Buzzword Apparently

FinnOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Nathan Fielder’s latest documentary, You Can See Everything, is a fascinating and frustrating exploration of the elusive Elizabeth Holmes, the…

Poll: Majority Of Americans Still Go Bonkers For Amber Waves Of Grain
The Onion

Poll: Majority Of Americans Still Go Bonkers For Amber Waves Of Grain

FinnOctober 19, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Underscoring the enduring power of a gorgeous, swaying crop to make Americans hoot and holler, a Pew Research Center…

Because What The Simpsons Really Needed Was Another Revamp Decision
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Because What The Simpsons Really Needed Was Another Revamp Decision

FinnOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

The Simpsons brought back Apu, because of course they did. The 812th episode of the show featured the character’s first…

Spin of the Day: A daily 5×5 crossword puzzle for readers to enjoy. — 85% Journalism Not Found
Spin Of The Day

Spin of the Day: A daily 5×5 crossword puzzle for readers to enjoy. — 85% Journalism Not Found

FinnOctober 18, 2026

Slate has published a mini crossword puzzle for October 18, 2026, featuring a 5×5 grid designed for a quick and…

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