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Author: Finn McFrame

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
✨ Batman 2 Delayed AGAIN? Sydney Sweeney’s Bust Causes Chaos at DC Studios! 🙄
🚫 Too Hot for Gotham? Sydney Sweeney’s Catwoman Creates a Costume Catastrophe 🚨
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✨ Batman 2 Delayed AGAIN? Sydney Sweeney’s Bust Causes Chaos at DC Studios! 🙄

Finn McFrameDecember 30, 2024December 30, 2024

Hold onto your capes, folks, because Gotham is facing its most absurd crisis yet. The much-anticipated «Batman 2» directed by…

😂 Happy Gilmore 2 Is Coming, and It’s as Chaotic as Sandler’s Life
💸 Broke Adam Sandler Bets It All and Swings for Comedy Gold
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😂 Happy Gilmore 2 Is Coming, and It’s as Chaotic as Sandler’s Life

Finn McFrameDecember 25, 2024December 25, 2024

Hollywood just can’t catch a break — or maybe Adam Sandler can’t. The 58-year-old comedy legend, once a top earner…

Green-Haired James Bond? Barbara Broccoli Battles Amazon’s Bold Vision 💥💀
Barbara Broccoli vs. Amazon: James Bond's Explosive Identity Crisis! 🎥🚑
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Green-Haired James Bond? Barbara Broccoli Battles Amazon’s Bold Vision 💥💀

Finn McFrameDecember 21, 2024December 21, 2024

In what insiders are dubbing «The Battle for Bond», legendary producer Barbara Broccoli reportedly found herself in a shouting match…

😡 Audiences Roast Sony’s Kraven the Hunter Disaster: ‘Even Green-Haired Critics Hated It!
🎦 Sony’s Superhero Saga Takes a Nosedive: Why Nobody’s Buying Tickets for Kraven
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😡 Audiences Roast Sony’s Kraven the Hunter Disaster: ‘Even Green-Haired Critics Hated It!

Finn McFrameDecember 18, 2024December 18, 2024

Sony’s latest superhero movie «Kraven the Hunter» has officially claimed the crown for the worst opening weekend in the studio’s…

😂 Face/Off 2: Nicolas Cage and John Travolta to Change Faces and Genders at Warp Speed!
🎥 300 Genders in 90 Minutes: Paramount’s Bonkers Plan for Face/Off Sequel!
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😂 Face/Off 2: Nicolas Cage and John Travolta to Change Faces and Genders at Warp Speed!

Finn McFrameDecember 13, 2024December 13, 2024

Paramount Pictures has thrown all caution to the wind with the upcoming «Face/Off 2,» a sequel that might just make…

🔥 «28 Years Later» Shocks Fans: Did Cillian Murphy REALLY Become a Zombie?
🥽 Danny Boyle’s Zombie Apocalypse Goes Viral: Cillian Murphy's Transformation Breaks the Internet!
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🔥 «28 Years Later» Shocks Fans: Did Cillian Murphy REALLY Become a Zombie?

Finn McFrameDecember 10, 2024December 10, 2024

The long-awaited trailer for Danny Boyle’s apocalyptic thriller «28 Years Later» has finally dropped, and the Internet is officially losing…

Terrifier Goes Disney?🎃🐭 Damien Leone Says His Creepy CGI Gnomes Were Hijacked!
Disney's Gnomegate Scandal! 🧙‍♂️🗑️ Did They Steal Damien Leone's Horror Rejects?
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Terrifier Goes Disney?🎃🐭 Damien Leone Says His Creepy CGI Gnomes Were Hijacked!

Finn McFrameDecember 6, 2024December 6, 2024

Damien Leone, the audacious director behind the cult slasher hit Terrifier, is accusing none other than Disney of swiping his…

🎄 Gothic Christmas! Why Film Critics Are Losing Their Minds Over «Nosferatu» 🦇
Did Nosferatu Bite Critics Into Submission? Rotten Tomatoes Scores Don’t Lie! 🦇🩸
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🎄 Gothic Christmas! Why Film Critics Are Losing Their Minds Over «Nosferatu» 🦇

Finn McFrameDecember 3, 2024December 3, 2024

It’s beginning to look a lot like a bloody Christmas, thanks to Robert Eggers’ highly anticipated horror film «Nosferatu». The…

🎬 «I Know What You Did Last Summer» Reboot Revealed: A Trump Supporter Shout-Out? 🤔
🎥 90 Minutes of Crying and Trump Fans: The 2025 «I Know What You Did Last Summer» Reboot Explained 🧐
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🎬 «I Know What You Did Last Summer» Reboot Revealed: A Trump Supporter Shout-Out? 🤔

Finn McFrameNovember 29, 2024December 3, 2024

The slasher genre is known for its twists, turns, and blood-curdling screams. But the upcoming reboot of «I Know What…

Obsidian Art Director CANCELLED After Elon Musk Showdown! 😱🔥
«Woke» Game Dev Loses Tongue After Epic Twitter Meltdown! 👅💥
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Obsidian Art Director CANCELLED After Elon Musk Showdown! 😱🔥

Finn McFrameNovember 29, 2024November 29, 2024

Oh boy, buckle up buttercup, because the drama llama just birthed a whole alpaca farm over at Obsidian Entertainment! 🦙💥…

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