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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
MLB Umpires Replaced By Lawn Chair Representing Strike Zone
The Onion

MLB Umpires Replaced By Lawn Chair Representing Strike Zone

FinnApril 1, 2026

       The post MLB Umpires Replaced By Lawn Chair Representing Strike Zone appeared first on The Onion.    The post MLB…

Babylon Bee

NASA Plays Incredible April Fools’ Joke Of Once Again Pretending To Go To The Moon

FinnApril 1, 2026

    MERRITT ISLAND, FL — In one of the biggest April Fools’ jokes in decades, NASA is pretending once again…

Report: Decision Not To Call Film ‘The Baby Yoda Movie’ To Cost Disney $900 Million
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Report: Decision Not To Call Film ‘The Baby Yoda Movie’ To Cost Disney $900 Million

FinnApril 1, 2026

       BURBANK, CA—Citing nearly a billion dollars of pent-up consumer demand for entertainment featuring an infant version of an already…

Family Looking For Seashells Finds Remains Of Missing Man
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Family Looking For Seashells Finds Remains Of Missing Man

FinnMarch 31, 2026

       A family looking for seashells in California discovered the partial remains of what has now been identified as a…

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KBJ: ‘How Can A Law Be Unconstitutional If I Like It?’

FinnMarch 31, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the United States Supreme Court issued a decisive ruling on a controversial case in Colorado…

Babylon Bee

Brie Larson’s Career Taking Off After Shutting Up

FinnMarch 31, 2026

    HOLLYWOOD, CA — The movie industry saw the revival of one of its brightest young stars, as actress Brie…

Babylon Bee

ZipRecruiter Ad Interrupted By Brief Word From Podcast

FinnMarch 31, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — Local woman Vanessa Miller reported feeling annoyed Thursday morning when her favorite weekly ZipRecruiter ad…

Biggest Revelations From The ‘Hannah Montana’ Reunion
The Onion

Biggest Revelations From The ‘Hannah Montana’ Reunion

FinnMarch 31, 2026

       Last week, Disney+ reunited the stars of Hannah Montana for the first time since the series premiered two decades…

Babylon Bee

Trump Presidential Library To Feature Solemn ‘Reflecting Pool’ Of Liberal Tears

FinnMarch 31, 2026

    MIAMI, FL — As depicted in an exciting presentation of computer renderings of its breathtaking design, the proposed Donald…

Funnybonesaw
The Onion

Funnybonesaw

FinnMarch 31, 2026

       The post Funnybonesaw appeared first on The Onion.    The post Funnybonesaw appeared first on The Onion. Read More FinnFinn McFrame,…

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