Gavin Newsom’s Presidential Ambitions Sunk After Nation Discovers He’s The One Running California
SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom’s presidential prospects tanked sharply this week after the nation finally realized he was…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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