😱 New UbiSoft Patch: Two Hours of Credits for All Assassin’s Creed Shadows Haters! 📜
In the world of video games, something unimaginable has happened—UbiSoft has decided to reform its critics with a new patch…
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Gaming Companies Lobby to Block YouTube in the U.S.: ‘Let Gamers Play, Not Watch!'” 😂🕹️🔒
A storm is brewing in the world of video games! A study published in the journal Marketing Science revealed that…
Elon Musk Enters Silent Hill f: New Character with a Metal Butt Head! 🎮🍑
According to our insiders at Konami Digital Entertainment, the creators of the upcoming game Silent Hill f have decided to…
🚨Scandal Surrounding GTA 5 Enhanced: Are Real Los Angeles Thugs Visiting Those Who Leave Negative Reviews?💪
The release of GTA 5 Enhanced on March 4th has sparked a whirlwind of emotions among gamers. Out of 19,772…
🎩 Playing by Microsoft’s Rules: Forza Horizon 5 on PS5 with a Twist!
🎮 Attention, gamers! A sensation has hit the gaming world: to play Forza Horizon 5 on PS5, you’ll need… drumroll,…
🔥 Gaming Industry Scandal: BlackRock Funds Ethnic Cleansing 2!
A true upheaval has occurred in the world of investments and video games! BlackRock, the largest investment fund known for…
🎮🔥 Terminator 2D: No Fate is the Best Movie of the Year! Oh Wait… It’s a Game
🎬 Hollywood is at it again! After watching the trailer for the retro-style game Terminator 2D: No Fate, producers made…
🩸”Give Us Your Kidneys or Get Out!” – Surgeon Simulator Developers Offered to Trade Organs for Job Extensions
Bossa Games, the notorious developers behind “Surgeon Simulator”, “I Am Bread”, and “I Am Fish”, have once again redefined the…
Gamers in Shock! Putin from Tony Hawk Pro Skater Is Now in Call of Duty: Black Ops 6! 😲
Attention, true gamers and meme enthusiasts – brace yourselves for some shock content! Over the past few days, the internet…
⚔️ Avowed Now Auto-Installs with Windows – and You Can’t Remove It! 💸
Microsoft and Obsidian Entertainment have come up with a bold and innovative way to boost interest in their ambitious new…