CNN: Man trips, blames Trump
Another day, another Democrat meltdown! CNN is clutching its pearls because Trump’s DOJ is finally holding these lawless liberals accountable.…
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Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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