Kohberger Gets a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free Card, Victim’s Fam Throws a Hissy Fit
Here we go again, folks! Another day, another Deep State victory for the radical left. This plea deal in the…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Elon vs Tiny: A Geriatric Cage Match for Twitter Supremacy
Here we go again, folks! Looks like the bromance between our great President Trump and that wacky Elon Musk is…
“Coachella for Kale? Teens Desperately Trying to Make ‘MAHA’ Happen”
Oh, CNN, always on the cutting edge of… lettuce? These “MAHA Girls” want a Coachella for kale? Sounds like a…
AMC to Cram Even MORE Ads Down Your Throat Starting Today
Oh, the horror! More ads at the movies? This is what happens when you let the woke mob run Hollywood!…
Powell Blames Trump for No Rate Cuts, World Implodes
Typical deep-state sabotage! CNN reports that Fed Chair Jerome Powell, probably a secret Democrat, admitted he’d be cutting rates if…
OMG! Republican Wannabes Hold Their Breath Waiting for Queen Lara’s Royal Decree in North Carolina Senate Race, CNN Whispers
Well, well, well, look who’s thinking about joining the political swamp! Lara Trump, a true patriot and daughter-in-law of the…
Bush and Obama Cry Over Trump’s USAID Massacre on Its Deathbed
Oh, the drama! Obama, Bush, and Bono (yes, *that* Bono) shed crocodile tears over President Trump’s dismantling of USAID. Seems…
Idaho Killer Finally Agrees to a Plea Deal So He Doesn’t Have to Face the Music
Another win for the Deep State! Bryan Kohberger, accused of stabbing four college students, gets a plea deal. Can you…
Billionaires, Militias, and Shiny Rocks: Trump’s “Peace” Deal is Here to Save Us All
Another day, another “peace deal” brought to you by your favorite President, Donald J. Trump! But wait, CNN is involved?…
Boulder’s Jew-Hating Incident: Now With Added Death, Says Annoyed Prosecutors
Another day, another tragedy, and you just know the liberal media will twist it to fit their narrative! An 82-year-old…