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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Podcaster Talks to Dads, Reveals Shocking Secret: They’re Tired
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Podcaster Talks to Dads, Reveals Shocking Secret: They’re Tired

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Oh, great, another woke “expert” trying to feminize our men! Dr. John Delony, probably a closet socialist, is telling fathers…

Miami Student’s Wild Night: From South Beach to Six Feet Under, Mom’s Got Thoughts
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Miami Student’s Wild Night: From South Beach to Six Feet Under, Mom’s Got Thoughts

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Oh, the horror! A young, innocent college student falls prey to the clutches of the godless Left and their dangerous…

Sen. Klobuchar Says Mean Tweets Against Politicians Are, Like, A Big Deal
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Sen. Klobuchar Says Mean Tweets Against Politicians Are, Like, A Big Deal

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Oh, the poor, delicate flowers on the left! Now they’re whining about threats? Where was this concern when Trump and…

Bat Yam Gets Lit (by Iranian Missiles): A CNN Masterpiece
Elephant Reads CNN

Bat Yam Gets Lit (by Iranian Missiles): A CNN Masterpiece

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Oh, look, CNN is finally showing something real happening in Israel, not just whining about settlements! Seems like Iran’s “peaceful”…

Scientists are playing Minecraft IRL
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Scientists are playing Minecraft IRL

Big ElephantJune 14, 2025June 13, 2025

Oh, great, now the Libs want buildings that grow? Sounds like a commie plot to turn our cities into giant,…

Trump’s Massive Income: Crypto, Golf, and Cashing in on His Name, LOL
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Trump’s Massive Income: Crypto, Golf, and Cashing in on His Name, LOL

Big ElephantJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

Another day, another example of how our fearless leader, President Trump, is playing 4D chess while the radical left is…

23andMe Gets Rescued by Its Own Rich Mom in Hilarious Nonprofit Takeover
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23andMe Gets Rescued by Its Own Rich Mom in Hilarious Nonprofit Takeover

Big ElephantJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

Looks like another Silicon Valley princess is bailing herself out with a “nonprofit.” Anne Wojcicki, ex-CEO of 23andMe (you know,…

In Pictures: Nation Throws Epic Tantrum, Still No Kings Found
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In Pictures: Nation Throws Epic Tantrum, Still No Kings Found

Big ElephantJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

Oh, boy, here we go again! The radical left, fueled by their soy lattes and funded by George Soros, are…

Oops! Minnesota Shooting: Now the Cops Have to Actually Do Stuff
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Oops! Minnesota Shooting: Now the Cops Have to Actually Do Stuff

Big ElephantJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

Oh, the challenges! As if Minnesota hasn’t been undermined enough by the radical left! Now, we’re supposed to believe some…

‘We’re All Kings, Not Him’: Crybabies Throw Tantrums at ‘No Kings’ Rallies Across the Nation | CNN
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‘We’re All Kings, Not Him’: Crybabies Throw Tantrums at ‘No Kings’ Rallies Across the Nation | CNN

Big ElephantJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

“We’re all kings, not him,” scream the perpetually triggered snowflakes at their latest anti-Trump rally. Millions, they say? More like…

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